Spoogie
7th Jan 2009, 19:06
Operator:' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...'
Customer:'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator:'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer:' It's eh...,hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator:'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17, Satwa.Your home number is 04 9232366, your office 04 6452302 and your mobileis050 2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer:' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator:' We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator :'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator :'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressureand even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer:'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer:'How do you know for sure?'
Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' fromtheNational Library last week Sir'
Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?'
Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The totalisDhs49.99'
Customer:'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator :'I'm afraid y! ou have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit cardisover the limit and you owe your bank Dhs 3,720.55 since October lastyear.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,Sir.'
Customer:'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdrawsomecash before your guy arrives'
Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached yourdailylimit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer:'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can alwayscomeand collect it on your motorcycle...' Customer:'What!' Operator :'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer:'????'
Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer:'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottlesof cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're alsodiabetic....... '
Customer:#$! $^%&$@$% ^ tere.....bhehain...ki....&*&*%$$$$!!!!!!!.............
Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008youwere convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?
Customer:'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator:'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer:' It's eh...,hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator:'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17, Satwa.Your home number is 04 9232366, your office 04 6452302 and your mobileis050 2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer:' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator:' We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator :'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator :'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressureand even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer:'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer:'How do you know for sure?'
Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' fromtheNational Library last week Sir'
Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?'
Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The totalisDhs49.99'
Customer:'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator :'I'm afraid y! ou have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit cardisover the limit and you owe your bank Dhs 3,720.55 since October lastyear.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,Sir.'
Customer:'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdrawsomecash before your guy arrives'
Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached yourdailylimit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer:'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can alwayscomeand collect it on your motorcycle...' Customer:'What!' Operator :'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer:'????'
Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer:'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottlesof cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're alsodiabetic....... '
Customer:#$! $^%&$@$% ^ tere.....bhehain...ki....&*&*%$$$$!!!!!!!.............
Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008youwere convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?