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Buster Hyman
6th Jan 2009, 01:06
http://lh4.ggpht.com/TolipM/RwzEDleNqJI/AAAAAAAAAn4/MZzvrEgifBA/s800/F14Pilot.jpg

"Cool...afterburners"

Howard Hughes
6th Jan 2009, 01:19
We've had this one before...:rolleyes:


Anyway... "Hi my names Con-Pilot"!:E

con-pilot
6th Jan 2009, 02:38
Anyway... "Hi my names Con-Pilot"!:E

Hummmmmmm, me thinks something has changed.

I came back it to post; "Me on the way to work in the old days"

And that is not me at all. :\

ehwatezedoing
6th Jan 2009, 02:42
Back seat's F-14 manual :E

With big pictures on it just for Con-Pilot! ;)
Come on, tell us the truth...

Buster Hyman
6th Jan 2009, 02:43
Yeah, apparently it'd been done before but, Howards offline so people will think his caption a bit weird!!! (tee-hee!):}

Howard Hughes
6th Jan 2009, 03:10
I think you said that last time Con...:E

con-pilot
6th Jan 2009, 03:29
I think you said that last time Con...

Did I? Oh dear, old age strikes again. :{

Nope, sorry to say never flew a real F-14, or fake one. ;)

BombayDuck
6th Jan 2009, 04:40
(The back cover of the magazine has an F-16!)

Anyway, "Now let me see... what does THIS button do?"

Buster Hyman
6th Jan 2009, 05:13
Chapter 7: Countermeasures.

(1) Ensure that any detected threats are not atmospheric anomalies due to the high cost of chaff.
(2) Is the IFF system working correctly? (See Chapter 4: Is he my friend?)
(3) Have you tried contacting the Bogey via use of the Radio? (See Chapter 2: IFE)
(4) Is the Bogey flying aggressively? (See Chapter 5: Can we still be friends?)
(5) Is the Pilot still in front of you? (See Chapter 21: Ejector Seats)

tony draper
6th Jan 2009, 09:03
Think the bloke would have took the trouble to at least wear a tie,that degree of slovenlyness simply would not do in the RAF.
:)

Howard Hughes
6th Jan 2009, 09:19
We can tell it's not a woman, he's holding the map the right way up!:E

Rather be Gardening
6th Jan 2009, 10:33
"....and Mister Bunny Wabbit lived happily ever after. Now for ****'s sake, will you land the bloody thing?"

Lafyar Cokov
6th Jan 2009, 10:52
"Ejection Handle.....Ejection Handle......come on it must be bl00dy somewhere..!!!"

El Grifo
6th Jan 2009, 11:42
Hank could never wait to get his hands on the new IKEA catalogue

Foss
6th Jan 2009, 12:41
'Ah crap, the resale on this thing is only $20m.'

Kolibear
6th Jan 2009, 12:48
"Boss, it says here that if the Bank Attitude Hold freezes, try Cntrl-Alt-Del or phone the helpdesk on 1-800-UNBANKME"

Dons anorak - F14 or F15 - or Su-29-type-thingie?

treadigraph
6th Jan 2009, 13:39
Oi Maverick, it says here that Top Gun is a shite film...

Burnt Fishtrousers
6th Jan 2009, 13:47
"here look it says here....and I quote "this somewhat anodyne machine is beautifully engineered but lacks soul, has a tendency to flame out occasionally if mishandled and has an obviously "wide boy image" residuals and reliability average

Other top rides are the SU27 **** the F15*** and the Typhoon *****

..Ive always thought that Clarkson fellow a ****"

Buster Hyman
6th Jan 2009, 14:20
"Whoa baby! Hey Hank, this months centrefold is a 7-3 in a C check!"

shobakker
6th Jan 2009, 14:23
How the hell do I get this bloody sat-nav to work? Might as well be written in Japanese....

Davetron
6th Jan 2009, 14:24
Hold on a minute. It says here in the script that I die in an ejection accident!

dead_pan
6th Jan 2009, 14:33
"Bored, bored, bored...."

or


"I'm such a good pilot I can fly using only my c*ck"

McDoo
6th Jan 2009, 14:37
Exercise 1: Effects of controls...

The Stig self studies for his PPL A

BombayDuck
6th Jan 2009, 17:10
(*dons anorak bigger than Kolibear's*)

F-14. Wings fully forward. Can tell by the angle between the LERX and wing; and the vertical tail and the body.

(*goes back into the disguise of a normal person*)

FLCH
6th Jan 2009, 17:20
Test Pilot Bloggs tries the new inflight toilet for the first time.

Saab Dastard
6th Jan 2009, 17:45
"No, it definitely says in here that your seat should be facing the other way, Brian".

SD

lomapaseo
6th Jan 2009, 18:09
"if sound goes silent and nose pitches down..... check fuel reserve petcocks (applies to motocycles as well)

Paradise Lost
6th Jan 2009, 18:27
"I always start at the back to see if there are any PROPER jobs available......"

CityofFlight
6th Jan 2009, 20:26
" No, it clearly shows that west bound flights IFE's are supposed to be showing Top Gun"

Richard Taylor
6th Jan 2009, 20:40
"Hmm...3 across...4 letters...a bird in the hand or a US President...B something S something..." :confused:

Capt.KAOS
6th Jan 2009, 21:52
"Lemme see..ok....the fuel filler cap is on the the left side..."

dead_pan
7th Jan 2009, 09:28
In view of the fact he's thumbing a piece of military aviation porn, he's probably saying "Corrrrr - look at the drop tanks on that baby!!!!"

smo-kin-hole
7th Jan 2009, 10:56
I goths the thilly thing in reverth!

flugholm
7th Jan 2009, 15:42
*Dons anorak too, but not the camo one*

The GIB's reading "The Hook", the magazine of the Tailhook Association Tailhook (http://www.tailhook.org/) (an independent, fraternal, nonprofit organization internationally recognized as the premier supporter of the aircraft carrier and other sea-based aviation.).

whiz
7th Jan 2009, 16:45
*Dons anorak too, but not the camo one*

The GIB's reading "The Hook", the magazine of the Tailhook Association Tailhook (http://www.tailhook.org/) (an independent, fraternal, nonprofit organization internationally recognized as the premier supporter of the aircraft carrier and other sea-based aviation.).

They also hold some very interesting parties ... allegedly :ok:

Howard Hughes
8th Jan 2009, 00:21
Interesting parties? Back to the 'cross dressing' thread again are we?:E

whiz
8th Jan 2009, 13:11
Interesting parties? Back to the 'cross dressing' thread again are we?:E

A swift google of 'tailhook parties' will reveal all HH. It sounds a lot more fun than cross dressing IMHO :rolleyes: