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17th Oct 2008, 03:52
Following good advices somewhere along this threat:

Here is a picture converted into a caption competition.

Anyway, pretty sh!tty job to do me think! :E

17th Oct 2008, 04:20
Oh this is a field day!

"Fred? are you in theeere?"

"anybody got a match?, mine are wet"

"There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, There's a bright golden haze on the Mea-dow, the corn is as high as an elephants...... colon! Wait!!! thats not right!!! ewww!!"

"Well Jim, the rules are play the ball where it lies, and it looks like Tiger is in a little bit of trouble here...."

"I highly recommend Chester for the job, he's a bit of a workaholic. You know the type; really throws himself into his work."

Howard Hughes
17th Oct 2008, 06:11
I've all ready put mine on the jobs thread...;)

"When the 'moon' hit's your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore"!:}

17th Oct 2008, 06:22
The guy on the right must be gutted.
He got his mate to take a picture of him playing the recorder out of his arse but he didn't realise there was a guy hanging out of an elephant in the background.

Arm out the window
17th Oct 2008, 06:50
"Go to vet school", they said, "Go places you'd never expect to visit in your wildest dreams," they said ...

17th Oct 2008, 07:05
"I'm gonna build a womb that



Echos "

17th Oct 2008, 07:26
Senior Vet (stage left):

"Ah! Wha dat?"


"I dunno guv - it started with a boil on my backside"

17th Oct 2008, 07:31
"Dead end job my ar*e"

Lon More
17th Oct 2008, 08:54
I'm sure i left my chewing gum somewhere here

Standard Noise
17th Oct 2008, 09:17
Nellie suddenly realised why her mum told her to always take her food out of the tin foil wrapper......................

17th Oct 2008, 09:24
"Now where are me Wellingtons..."

one post only!
17th Oct 2008, 09:45
Bet he feels an arse! :E

George Micheal obviously got bored with clapham common and decided to try something a bit different. Just hope he doesn't drop his bag of weed in there or he will never get it back!!!!

17th Oct 2008, 09:54
" Angus are ye sure that elephant ate your penny?"

17th Oct 2008, 10:04


Vetinary dentist at the front of the elephant saying to the animal "Now say ahhhhhh!"


Welcome to the new Olympic trial sport - extreme elephant intestine snorkelling - on your marks, get set, go!


Staurt Hall "I'd bet he wish he'd played his joker for this event"


Later that evening - his wife says "Nice day at the orifiice today, dear?"


Later down the pub - "You'll never guess what I did at work today"

17th Oct 2008, 10:06
..............as the days of his presidency neared an end George Dubya's search for Osama grew more and more desperate.......................

17th Oct 2008, 12:18

Competition closed, I reckon.

simon brown
17th Oct 2008, 12:28
Yet another Government Minister bucking for promotion


You should see him decorating his hall way

17th Oct 2008, 15:55
"When you've fixed the exhaust, can you look at the brake pads too?"


The origin of the joke:

Q: "Why don't elephants like penguins?"

A: "Because they can't get the silver paper off".

17th Oct 2008, 16:02
"nope, no flying jobs in here"

Wyle E Coyote
17th Oct 2008, 17:37
The funny thing is he probably studied veterinary science for 4 years or more just to get into this position.

The guy holding the tail is probably jealous

Too Short
17th Oct 2008, 17:39
"Ok, now just remember, whatever happens, for Pete's sake, DO NOT let her sit down!"

17th Oct 2008, 17:44
"Yo mama's so fat, ugly, and STD infested, you got born in a sterile suit to protect yaself!"

17th Oct 2008, 20:23
There's a mobile phone ringing in here somewhere.

17th Oct 2008, 20:50
Zoo dentist.... should have gone to SpecSavers! :yuk:

Cap'n Arrr
18th Oct 2008, 02:27
Bloody hell Babar, what did you eat?

18th Oct 2008, 03:42
And he thought it was going to be an advancement when they told him that he was promoted to the Number #2 Man in the Company.

18th Oct 2008, 09:31
"Fred, don't worry - If I stretch a bit further I think I can reach your boots!"

Lon More
18th Oct 2008, 09:40
Forget looking for your chewing gum. Anybody seen my car?

Buster Hyman
18th Oct 2008, 11:33
Congratulations. You have passed & will now get a second round interview with Jetstar.

18th Oct 2008, 11:54
"I knew I should have put fresh batteries in this head torch before I went in!"

(Mind you, I wonder if he'll get that bra/sussy strap twang effect on exit?)

18th Oct 2008, 11:56
"Ok, now just remember, whatever happens, for Pete's sake, DO NOT let her sit down!"

It is a she Sanjeed isn't it.........Sanjeeeeed ! !

cockney steve
18th Oct 2008, 12:18
" Special forces reckoned it was time for a new take on "the wooden horse of troy""

or " Al Quaida develop cunning plan to covertly move liquid Nitro Glycerine."

"hereby hangs a tail"

18th Oct 2008, 13:55
But I'm sure that the last time I went for an elephant ride
I sat on top of it!

19th Oct 2008, 17:42
Norm, "Howdah hell did you do that?"

19th Oct 2008, 21:40
No no no you fool!!!!! She meant you should board that very large aircraft over there.......

19th Oct 2008, 22:08
My God! It's full of stars!

(apologies to Arthur C. Clark and H.A.L.)

20th Oct 2008, 02:56
BBC News

Budget cuts push Royal Air Force to review its centrifugal training.

"It's all about tunnel vision" Said Air Chief Marshal.

20th Oct 2008, 10:34
Just HOW many people can a Jumbo carry? :confused:

simon brown
20th Oct 2008, 12:06
Indian customs step up their searches for illegal immigrants

Amesh Patel senior Customs officer-" Only the other day we found 4 Somalis up an elephants backside. They'd have got away with it had the elephant not had a call of nature and deposited them onto the compound floor"

20th Oct 2008, 19:55
..................... Sanjeeb was up at the crack of Dawn ...

Standard Noise
20th Oct 2008, 19:58
'I can't find more minutes for 30.....'

(shamelessly blagged from a TV ad)

Jimmy Macintosh
20th Oct 2008, 20:43
"The bastard took my last Rolo and I'm gonna get it back"

20th Oct 2008, 21:05
'Photoshop professional editing at your fingertips'
your's for only $29.99
and a stamped addressed envelope.

Lon More
22nd Oct 2008, 10:46
The Bollywood remake of "For a Fistful of Dollars" was not destined to be a success

Buster Hyman
22nd Oct 2008, 11:13
"No Sanjeed...we are going to the moon...not Uranus!"