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10th Oct 2008, 15:36
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was
caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah
Palin and her political bid.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'". Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued
to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't
belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and
you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with".