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Flintstone
30th Sep 2008, 10:13
It gets worse. I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking sector:

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song,
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!




Late breaking news. Bukkake Bank is taking it on the chin.

Blacksheep
30th Sep 2008, 10:42
Late breaking news. Bukkake Bank is taking it on the chin. Now, there's one in the eye for yer... :oh:

Takan Inchovit
30th Sep 2008, 11:12
thank you flinstone, I needed that. :E

asiaseen
30th Sep 2008, 11:14
Mitsubishi Bank has run out of petrol.

Effluent Man
30th Sep 2008, 11:21
Shibari bank looking ropey.

SpringHeeledJack
30th Sep 2008, 11:22
Itchifani Bank has had it's contents decreed toxic. With no more insertions of deposits and hasty withdrawals it doesn't look good for earlier investors....


Regards


SHJ

SpringHeeledJack
30th Sep 2008, 11:36
.....and in further reports Irene Bank has been exposed as fundamentally unstable and is looking for a level playing field in which to continue business.


Regards


SHJ

dead_pan
7th Oct 2008, 09:53
Geisha bank is apparently well and truly scr*wed. Staff have been seen meekly tip-toeing away from the bank's HQ looking pale-faced.

Kobe bank has once again been shaken by the seismic events hitting the global banking system.

Saki bank has some liquidity problems and staff have been urged to focus on their jobs and stop wining.

Problems at the banks of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have mushroomed following a dawn raid on their stocks. Investors were stunned and dazed saying they didn't know what hit them and that everything had disappeared in a flash.

Shitzu bank - strangely things seem to be going well here.

... and one for you Six Sigma gurus:

The situation at the Kaizen bank continues to improve

G-CPTN
7th Oct 2008, 10:40
Iceland bank Icesave has frozen assets . . .