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The Real Slim Shady
25th Sep 2008, 18:14
Who would you have first against the wall?

Grim repa....for being a loudmouth mealy mouthed tw8t
All City traders....for gambling with the economy for personal bonuses
Margaret Thatcher....for screwing over the Scottish economy
Jamie Oliver.....3 for a jam jar???? And for boshing things instead of measuring
Hugh Grant.....for being Hugh Grant
Jade Goody........how can anyone with only 1 head be so ugly?
Our Base Captain.......an even bigger w8nker than Grim

al446
25th Sep 2008, 19:49
Would have to be Thatcher and all her cronies.

Der absolute Hammer
25th Sep 2008, 19:55
Ah..No...Please....

Her Majesty the Queen.

The Germans will pay much to have her safely back to Hannover and clear the national debit.

Parapunter
25th Sep 2008, 20:00
I think you'll get your wish with Maggie Thatcher soon enough.

Foss
25th Sep 2008, 20:12
Anybody who's ever warmed their arse on a seat in the Northern Ireland Assembly.
(even handed that way)

tony draper
25th Sep 2008, 20:16
I'm afraid they would have to re open all the Royal Ordinance Factories and work three shifts flat out for ten years to produce the ammunition needed to process my list.
:E

Der absolute Hammer
25th Sep 2008, 20:19
Not to worry Herr Draper.
The Royal Navy has been forbidden to fire on Somali pirates.
There is pleanty of ammunition to go around your extermination list.

G&T ice n slice
25th Sep 2008, 21:07
I think this lot...

Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

mr fish
25th Sep 2008, 21:37
i fancy having the female cast of hollyoaks against the wall, one at a time or all at once, i'm not fussy:E:E:E

Lon More
25th Sep 2008, 22:22
i fancy having the female cast of hollyoaks against the wall, one at a time or all at once,

Large box of condoms for Mr. Fish

Cron
25th Sep 2008, 22:32
The Borg Collective, collectively.

Regards

Cron

Strelnikov
25th Sep 2008, 22:45
G&T

Good call.

Help yourself to a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

BOFH
25th Sep 2008, 22:54
Scottish economy
Now there's an oxymoron!

Workshy Thatcher-haters

David (Dave) Cameron

Oh, and London Underground. Nothing 50 MT cannot fix.

BOFH <ducks>

notmyC150v2
26th Sep 2008, 01:42
In this order:

1. Marketing executives;

2. Economists;

3. Child Molesters;

4. The people who choose car names (I mean what the hell is Megare);

5. The designer of the current crop of Chryslers (yeccchh!!);

6. Record executives who promote rap music;

7. John Howard;

8. The producers of Big Brother.


Not exhaustive but a good start I should say.

Standard Noise
26th Sep 2008, 10:09
9. Chief Execs of ANSPs

:E

10. Oh and those f*ckers who accost you in the street under the guise of signing you up to give to charity. But just for them I'd use a red hot poker up the jacksie. They deserve to burn in hell.