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The Real Slim Shady
25th Sep 2008, 18:14
Who would you have first against the wall?

Grim repa....for being a loudmouth mealy mouthed tw8t
All City traders....for gambling with the economy for personal bonuses
Margaret Thatcher....for screwing over the Scottish economy
Jamie Oliver.....3 for a jam jar???? And for boshing things instead of measuring
Hugh Grant.....for being Hugh Grant
Jade Goody........how can anyone with only 1 head be so ugly?
Our Base Captain.......an even bigger w8nker than Grim

25th Sep 2008, 19:49
Would have to be Thatcher and all her cronies.

Der absolute Hammer
25th Sep 2008, 19:55

Her Majesty the Queen.

The Germans will pay much to have her safely back to Hannover and clear the national debit.

25th Sep 2008, 20:00
I think you'll get your wish with Maggie Thatcher soon enough.

25th Sep 2008, 20:12
Anybody who's ever warmed their arse on a seat in the Northern Ireland Assembly.
(even handed that way)

tony draper
25th Sep 2008, 20:16
I'm afraid they would have to re open all the Royal Ordinance Factories and work three shifts flat out for ten years to produce the ammunition needed to process my list.

Der absolute Hammer
25th Sep 2008, 20:19
Not to worry Herr Draper.
The Royal Navy has been forbidden to fire on Somali pirates.
There is pleanty of ammunition to go around your extermination list.

G&T ice n slice
25th Sep 2008, 21:07
I think this lot...

Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

mr fish
25th Sep 2008, 21:37
i fancy having the female cast of hollyoaks against the wall, one at a time or all at once, i'm not fussy:E:E:E

Lon More
25th Sep 2008, 22:22
i fancy having the female cast of hollyoaks against the wall, one at a time or all at once,

Large box of condoms for Mr. Fish

25th Sep 2008, 22:32
The Borg Collective, collectively.



25th Sep 2008, 22:45

Good call.

Help yourself to a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

25th Sep 2008, 22:54
Scottish economy
Now there's an oxymoron!

Workshy Thatcher-haters

David (Dave) Cameron

Oh, and London Underground. Nothing 50 MT cannot fix.

BOFH <ducks>

26th Sep 2008, 01:42
In this order:

1. Marketing executives;

2. Economists;

3. Child Molesters;

4. The people who choose car names (I mean what the hell is Megare);

5. The designer of the current crop of Chryslers (yeccchh!!);

6. Record executives who promote rap music;

7. John Howard;

8. The producers of Big Brother.

Not exhaustive but a good start I should say.

Standard Noise
26th Sep 2008, 10:09
9. Chief Execs of ANSPs


10. Oh and those f*ckers who accost you in the street under the guise of signing you up to give to charity. But just for them I'd use a red hot poker up the jacksie. They deserve to burn in hell.