olderairhead
5th Mar 2002, 14:04
For Programmers only. .=========================================================== ==. .. .Finally, a super-hacker has succeeded in cracking the MS Main Computer and drag out the source-code of W-2000 ... Which explains a lot ... ;-)). .. .#####. .. .#include "win31.h". .#include "win95.h". .#include "win98.h". .#include "evenmore.h". .#include "oldstuff.h". .#include "billrulz.h". .#define INSTALL = HARD. .char make_prog_look_big[1600000];. .. .void main(). .{. .if (floppy_status() == disk_in). .{. .search_system("A:/");. .println("System not found !");. .}. .else. .{println("Click here to start !");. .}. .. .while(!CRASHED). .{. .display_copyright_message();. .display_bill_rules_message();. .do_nothing_loop();. .if (first_time_installation). .{. .make_50_megabyte_swapfile();. .do_nothing_loop();. .. .totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();. .. .search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();. .hang_system();. .}. .write_something(anything);. .display_copyright_message();. .do_nothing_loop();. .do_some_stuff();. .if (still_not_crashed). .{. .display_copyright_message();. .do_nothing_loop();. .basically_run_windows_3.1();. .do_nothing_loop();. .do_nothing_loop();. .}. .}. .if (detect_cache()). .{disable_cache();. .}. .if (fast_cpu()). .{. .set_wait_states(lots);. .set_mouse(speed, very_slow);. .set_mouse(action, jumpy);. .set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);. .}. ./*printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */. ./*printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */. .printf("Welcome to Windows 98");. .. .if (system_ok()). .crash(to_dos_prompt);. .else. .system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);. .. .while (something). .{. .sleep(5);. .get_user_input();. .sleep(5);. .act_on_user_input();. .sleep(5);. .if (random()). .printf("Component not available. Please run SetUp!");. .if (get_user_input() = "save"). ./*if (getTextFormat() != "Word 95"). .printf("Will you save the document in Word 95 Format ?"); */. ./*if (getTextFormat() != "Word 98"). .printf("Will you save the document in Word 98 Format ?"); */. .if (getTextFormat() != "Word 2000"). .printf("Will you save the document in Word 2000 Format ?");. .}. .}. .create_general_protection_fault();. .. .if (wp_ *()). .disable_all_wowels;. .if (corel_*()). .paint_all_black;. .if (frame_*()). .frame_Roger_Rabbitt;. .. .create_chaos();. .}. .. .#####. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />