View Full Version : I'm not coming to work today

I. M. Esperto
23rd Aug 2008, 21:24
O'Malley calls into work and says, ' Hey boss, I'm not coming to work today, I'm really sick. I've got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I'm not coming to work. '
The boss says, ' You know something,O'Malley, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later O'Malley calls again, ' I did what you said and I feel great.

I'll be at work soon............You've got nice house.':)