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Desert Dingo
20th Aug 2008, 03:02
http://www.members.optusnet.com.au/d.dingo/Dog-heaven.jpg

pigboat
20th Aug 2008, 03:13
If dogs don't go to Heaven they can keep the feckin' place.

27mm
20th Aug 2008, 09:25
Both rocks and dogs go to heaven - that way dogs have something to widdle on

charliegolf
20th Aug 2008, 11:54
excellent!

Protestant goes to heaven and St Peter lets him in. The Proddy notices a very high wall, beyond which there are sounds of fun and hilarity.

"What's all that about?", enquires the Proddy.

"Oh", says St Pete, "That's the Catholics, they think they're the only ones up here!". :ok:

CG

Flying Binghi
20th Aug 2008, 12:17
LOL, thats funny.




...are they real photos ?

Howard Hughes
20th Aug 2008, 12:19
Cat's have no soul...;)

charliegolf
20th Aug 2008, 12:35
....or apostrophes!

CG:ok:

Howard Hughes
20th Aug 2008, 12:57
I think you have misread the statement!

I said they have no soul, get down...:rolleyes:

Davaar
20th Aug 2008, 15:39
....or apostrophes!


True.

But some have catastrophes.

Avitor
20th Aug 2008, 15:44
There's plenty of Bullocks' in those pictures, do they go to heaven too?

Binoculars
20th Aug 2008, 16:14
Not if they're dragging their apostrophes behind them.

Davaar
20th Aug 2008, 16:22
Literary cats sometines drop the catas and the apos, quite content with plain ol' strophes.

BlueDiamond
20th Aug 2008, 17:54
After which, they become quite catatonic. :uhoh:

wiccan
20th Aug 2008, 19:19
But cats do have [Dover] Soles....:)
bb

Scooby Don't
20th Aug 2008, 19:32
Apparently they have clean arses too....
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2782096836_e63c8d9061_b.jpg

con-pilot
20th Aug 2008, 20:05
DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

Dogs in Heaven (http://www-hsc.usc.edu/~cypert/dick/inheaven.html)

;) :ok:

cargosales
20th Aug 2008, 23:07
All dogs go to Heaven but sometimes they find there is a Heaven on earth too :E


http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/cargosales/DogHeaven.jpg

vapilot2004
21st Aug 2008, 00:12
All dogs go to Heaven but sometimes they find there is a Heaven on earth too

There was a movie about that so it must be true. :ok:

Matt35
23rd Aug 2008, 12:05
Kind of on topic...

Billy Connolly's take on terrorism

"Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could
depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would
always
be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore b*llocks.
I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it
up
and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should
have
the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'.
I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. For trying to bring a religious war to
Glasgow. You're 400 years too late guys !! You've not even got a
Football
Team for Christ's sake... I think that we should give Partick Thistle to
al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet
on
Saturday.
The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the
Union
Jack. Really, in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting your
insurance premiums down.
If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get al-Qaeda to
blow
up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start
putting
signs up round Shettleston's flats that say 'Financial Quarter'
For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport. Was it a terrorist
attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in ?
People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say
it's
lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the whole
place
would have gone up like Hiroshima ...
The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being
hideously burnt...these were Scottish people flying to Spain ! They'll
come
back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano!"

I DID try searching to avoid duplicating this!

Matt.

fitliker
23rd Aug 2008, 17:06
I went to Glasca for a laugh and came back in stiches ,44 of them:}:}