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pilots_aid
22nd Jul 2008, 20:33
Any nice jobs for loadmasters about these days?
thanks
minigundiplomat
24th Jul 2008, 17:53
No. That's why so many are leaving.
MGD
airborne_artist
24th Jul 2008, 18:06
Carry your bags, Sir?
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minigundiplomat
24th Jul 2008, 20:15
Paint that yourself Artist?
Roadster280
24th Jul 2008, 21:14
Methinks "Artist" refers to something "Special". As in "Air Service".
Holer Moler
24th Jul 2008, 21:29
Lots of Major Airlines recruiting. Try the Cabin Crew Forum.
VinRouge
24th Jul 2008, 21:48
My fave, hearing Captain left bags at bottom of stairs, in his mind obviously to be carried up to the back end by itself...
as they taxi out...
captain - "Loadie, you can see my bags cant you?
Loadie - "Oh yes captain".
Captain gets to destination to find out that the loadie was looking at his bags where they were left through the para door window...
A fool and his bags are easily parted.
Rule number one!
That's why so many are leaving.
Are you leaving machine gun person? Oh how we will miss those tales of daring do and underslung loads.:rolleyes:
minigundiplomat
25th Jul 2008, 10:19
Coffee, white no sugar please 1.4G.
Tiger_mate
25th Jul 2008, 10:48
...add a Big Mac, no cheese and a coke please.
I think you need to speak to Pontious for that one old chap. tiger, tiger, tiger, rar, rar, rar.
Don't worry Tiger person since you started on your "super size me" campaign, Macdonalds have decided to start home deliveries for those too fat to go outside. They just want to know if that is a diet coke you want?:ok:
c130jbloke
25th Jul 2008, 11:54
ALM thread to bun fight in 1:05. Not bad.....
:ok:
PS: In answer to the question, yes, lots, but not as an ALM.
C130JB
dionysius
25th Jul 2008, 13:23
‘My job is as an Air Steward. Basically, I help board the passengers, sort out the meals, look after people and then get them off at the other end. But my role is really about customer service.
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minigundiplomat
25th Jul 2008, 13:42
My job is as an Air Steward. Basically, I help board the passengers, sort out the meals, look after people and then get them off at the other end. But my role is really about customer service.
Your reputation precedes you 1.4G
Blacksheep
25th Jul 2008, 14:21
Ah yes, customer service. I remember it well.
Hastings loadie appears from behind the aft screen, wearing mess dress and carrying a large cardboard box, which he places on the floor...
"Gentlemen, luncheon is served!" he announces and proceeds to throw our packed lunches at us.
The usual cheese & tomato sarnie, hard boiled egg, packet of crisps and an apple with brown patches on the skin.
That's customer service. :ok:
c130jbloke
25th Jul 2008, 15:59
I bet I know where that Loadie (sorry, crewwwman) would love to shove that thumb :eek::eek:
He even has his little deck chair to hand, so what is all this about roughing it ?
animo et fide
25th Jul 2008, 17:27
1.4
I'm sure you must be hilarious in your particular mess, but here you just come across as a complete and utter p###k!
Seldomfitforpurpose
25th Jul 2008, 18:17
I think the old green eyed monster is coming to the fore in our young man, 1.4g's posts, rejection often causes resentment :=
1.4g's posts, rejection often causes resentmentWhoa steady seldom (ABIW), I think you need to go forward one and right and release some tension.:ok:
extpwron
25th Jul 2008, 19:26
I notice from his profile that 1.4G celebrates his birthday on 1st April.
All Fools’ Day – could be a coincidence.
Seldomfitforpurpose
25th Jul 2008, 19:30
1.4,
Have you considered reapplying, trust me its worth giving it another shot. If you can make it past Cranwell the opportunities are outstanding and its much better looking out smiling than looking in with envy :ok:
I_stood_in_the_door
25th Jul 2008, 20:46
One understands our ubiquitous air loadmaster brethren are very good at making tea.
And coffee.
'Red on.....!'
LFOGOOTFW
ISITD
Seldomfitforpurpose
25th Jul 2008, 22:09
One understands our ubiquitous air loadmaster brethren are very good at making tea.
And coffee..................and of course lots of dosh :p
Meat bombs......................:rolleyes:
OMG:eek: MGD such profanity on pprune? I think I will claim that as a victory. I can see this thread closing pretty quick. You SH boys just have to take it one step further. Ramp goes, down ramp goes up. Clear above and behind.:ok:
and of course lots of dosh PAS was such a good invention.;)
TheInquisitor
26th Jul 2008, 04:49
My job is as an Air Steward. Basically, I help board the passengers, sort out the meals, look after people and then get them off at the other end. But my role is really about customer service.
So when did that start becoming part of the service??? Only offerd by the Loadmatresses I hope....well, the attractive ones anyway!
"What, BOTH of them?" I hear you cry....
:E