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tony draper
31st May 2008, 09:07
Police parachute team at practice.:uhoh::)

31st May 2008, 09:41
The bomb disposal team tests a new way of defusing explosive vests

Beatriz Fontana
31st May 2008, 09:44
In a bid to make the sport more interesting, the British Olympic synchronised swimming team go in fancy dress.

31st May 2008, 09:53
Point Break Auditions Phase 1

Saab Dastard
31st May 2008, 10:26
Fiasco when Shorty replaces Lanky as human bridge in police training exercise!

31st May 2008, 11:19
Diving for coppers .......

31st May 2008, 11:25
When I said I wanted you to send some constables to check out the local dives, this isn't exactly what I meant sergeant........

barry lloyd
31st May 2008, 11:27
Go back on the streets? No chance!

31st May 2008, 12:03
New recruits for River Police begin training.

tony draper
31st May 2008, 12:23
Actually Mr Frostbite that's exactly what they are and exactly what they are doing.
Yer had to be able to swim across the river keeping yer truncheon whistle and lantern dry.

31st May 2008, 12:53
The start of the Christmas Drink-Diving campaign was a bit of a flop.

Lafyar Cokov
31st May 2008, 15:09
One policeman dives into the river in an attempt to lose the large spiked object strapped to his back - two collegues jump in to help!!!!

Rather be Gardening
31st May 2008, 15:26
The Close Protection Squad's reaction on being told that they'd be looking after Hazel Blears.

Richard Taylor
31st May 2008, 15:40
"Unfortunately Godzilla got away."

31st May 2008, 16:03
Having seen Riverdance the Met decided to give it a go

Krystal n chips
31st May 2008, 20:04
It began to dawn on the Met's. "Equal Opps" team that the policy of involving non swimmers could be slightly flawed.


The latest budget cuts to the Met's underwater search teams were beginning to bite in the procurement of new kit.


The Health and Safety Risk Assessment for underwater swimming required Officers to wear their helmets at all times. ....which is probably near to the mark knowing some of these "Elf and Saferty" tts !

31st May 2008, 20:13
Police audition for the role of the swimming Dalek in the next series of Dr Who.

31st May 2008, 20:29
Icebergs melting due to global warming cause government to re-think policing methods.

31st May 2008, 20:36
"Oh! Crap it must have been the red wire!"

Richard Taylor
31st May 2008, 20:41
I think it's the forerunner of a famous 60s police series:

"Dixon of London Dock Green"

31st May 2008, 21:23
"The Evolution of Darleks"

31st May 2008, 21:31
Fuzzy Ducks? :O

31st May 2008, 21:32
"The Evolution of the Darleks"

31st May 2008, 22:08
Short term memory loss there Model? :confused:

31st May 2008, 23:08
"Sharp eyed constable chases two police imposter plimsoll thieves into river"

31st May 2008, 23:24
this year's womens' diving competition in Afghanistan has once again been very difficult what with the Taliban taking over the judging....

Arm out the window
1st Jun 2008, 01:47
"London Queen Victoria Lookalike Protection Squad, Fall IN!!"

1st Jun 2008, 10:12
Jack the kipper has been spotted!


Effluent Man
1st Jun 2008, 11:27
Walter Cornelius accepted by Cambridgeshire Constabulary.(google it)

barry lloyd
1st Jun 2008, 11:29
"Hull police have just learned that their football club's first game in the Premier Division is at home to Liverpool."

1st Jun 2008, 11:36
British bobbies (who cannot swim) launch ultimate protest over the government's refusal to back-date 2.5% pay rise to September 2007 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7347633.stm)...?!

Buster Hyman
8th Jun 2008, 00:57
Pigs in space....momentarily.

8th Jun 2008, 04:54
Police arrest crime wave.

Howard Hughes
8th Jun 2008, 08:28
I dropped a fiver...;)

Excellent spannerless and kalium! :ok:

Buster Hyman
8th Jun 2008, 12:24
The fashion police are leading by example.

8th Jun 2008, 15:17
"Thames water police deny claims they are acting like lemmings!"