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effortless
28th May 2008, 15:36
Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
:eek:

airship
28th May 2008, 15:45
Supplementary test results (finally) revealed:

9) After 15 minutes and 2 pints of beer consumption, 50% confessed that after one drink, they were already prepared to lift their skirts and to reveal all. Or at least admit that "they would be anybody's" after a 3rd...?! :ok:

Juud
28th May 2008, 16:24
First appearance in 2001 (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=11511&highlight=beer+female+hormones)

Then we had a hilarious item in 2003 (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=88703&highlight=beer+female+hormones)

How we laughed when it unexpectedly cropped up in 2005 (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=164995&highlight=beer+female+hormones)

Splitting our sides we were, when Lo & behold, it appeared in 2006 (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showpost.php?p=2489887&postcount=7)

Search is your friend. :rolleyes:

bar fly
28th May 2008, 16:35
Did that really warrant a post? I've been on and off here over the years and hadn't seen it. What about those that joined after 2006? Do they not get to see it? Or perhaps they should search for all potential jokes that they have never heard to see if there has been a good one that they haven't seen.

It sounds like search is really is your friend if you genuinely use it before every single post you make. :rolleyes:

NO NEED

powerstall
28th May 2008, 16:37
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

seems... very familiar ain't it? could it have been my neighbor's wife?:suspect:

effortless
28th May 2008, 19:38
First appearance in 2001

Then we had a hilarious item in 2003

How we laughed when it unexpectedly cropped up in 2005

Splitting our sides we were, when Lo & behold, it appeared in 2006

Search is your friend.


Long overdue then chap.:}