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Buster Hyman
26th May 2008, 10:42
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/26/plane8_gallery__600x378.jpg

Gesundheidt!

LordGrumpy
26th May 2008, 10:48
More like Buster Boeing. The formal report will make interesting reading.

Howard Hughes
26th May 2008, 10:53
Airfix latest 1-1 scale model for beginners, only has two parts...;)

frostbite
26th May 2008, 13:16
Boeing's new hatchback goes on display.

SLFguy
26th May 2008, 13:19
"Boeing's new hatchback goes on display."

Ford will be displeased at them calling it a 'Ka' though...

G-CPTN
26th May 2008, 13:25
Snap! . . . . . . . .

Binoculars
26th May 2008, 13:39
Two lousy sticks of bamboo up the nostrils and it falls apart.......

Dushan
26th May 2008, 13:45
"Who stopped the conveyor belt?"

fernytickles
26th May 2008, 14:03
Video footage of that would have been fascinating. Shame nothing has shown up yet.

Nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix, eh?

er340790
26th May 2008, 15:08
Capt: "No F.O. I distinctly said 'I'll take a :mad: break after take-off.'"

Capt.KAOS
26th May 2008, 15:12
"Who the $#%@# forgot the safety pin?"

S'land
26th May 2008, 15:29
Oops!

added to reach minimum characters.

33zz33
26th May 2008, 15:41
Kalitta air: redefining the word "broken"

or

And you thought your plane was broken...

airship
26th May 2008, 15:46
Aloha! Is that Boeing's newest drop-head coupé? I much prefer their 737 cabriolet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Alohaairlinesdisaster.jpg) - an equally-old design but at least they kept flying back in dem good olde days...?!

smo-kin-hole
26th May 2008, 16:00
Aw crud, we parked it over a fault line!

sitigeltfel
26th May 2008, 16:34
Boeings answer to Concordes droop snoot.

Noah Zark.
26th May 2008, 17:00
The news report said the Captain heard a loud bang. I'll bloody bet he did!

Lon More
26th May 2008, 17:15
should have bought Airbus:(

Foss
26th May 2008, 17:37
Have a break - have a KalittaKat

FLCH
26th May 2008, 18:46
I said Take-off power.......not take OFF power you moron....

Ma'am
26th May 2008, 20:23
Kalitta, in the missionary position.

:)

acmi48
26th May 2008, 21:09
b#gger ,there goes my no claims bonus..

FakePilot
26th May 2008, 21:19
Now we know what airline SSG flys for. His point about derated takeoffs might be right, however he aborted after V1.

NutLoose
26th May 2008, 22:49
Just goes to show those frame 41 mods work.... now what about 60 61 62 63 64 and 65?

Impress to inflate
26th May 2008, 22:54
P2 to P1....."You did check the tech log ?!"

Buster Hyman
26th May 2008, 23:06
Are you rated on a SP Captain?

Captain Airclues
26th May 2008, 23:25
"I said 'cheer up' not 'gear up' you moron!"

traveler
26th May 2008, 23:57
" How long did you say that runway was, Dad ? "

fernytickles
27th May 2008, 00:08
"Abort takeoff. Break! Break! Break!"

You're cracking me up with your 747 jokes....:ooh:

Howard Hughes
27th May 2008, 00:34
Kalitta, it's French for 'It's fooked'...;)

or

Glad we weren't in an AIRBUS!!:eek:

clicker
27th May 2008, 01:14
Boeing knew getting an ex car designer was a mistake when the folding roof jammed.

uffington sb
27th May 2008, 06:52
'Sh1t, This'll bring the armchair pundits out on pprune'

Arm out the window
27th May 2008, 07:23
Brokeback Mountain the sequel - Buggered Boeing

Ascend Charlie
27th May 2008, 08:55
"Kalitta 747, Karachi Tower, you are badly broken, say again?"

MReyn24050
27th May 2008, 09:36
" I told you that was the last straw".

Rather be Gardening
27th May 2008, 09:41
The cabin crew realised in retrospect it wasn't a good idea to let John Prescott and Nicholas Soames sit next to each other in the back row.

Sallyann1234
27th May 2008, 11:40
"Fetch the ladder and white paint"

Buster Hyman
27th May 2008, 11:44
Oh well, at least we didn't end up in a golf course!

criticalmass
27th May 2008, 12:17
If QANTAS can do it, so can we!

S'land
27th May 2008, 12:58
"Don't worry, no one will ever know about it. After all, we were nowhere near either a school or a convent when it happened so the Sun won't even bother to show up."