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Earl
23rd May 2008, 23:14
Think we all need a good laugh in these times of high fuel costs, bankruptcy etc.


HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman, and Governor's (especially New York) would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.



This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

NotPilotAtALL
24th May 2008, 00:09
Hi,

Hmmm .. not sure about this one.... Bill :E

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues

:)

Cheers.

CityofFlight
24th May 2008, 00:20
Like the concept, but not sure ALL Governor's would want to get rid of the male cabin crew...:E

And...If Hooter's could make money with bad food...I think you're on to something. :ok: