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23rd May 2008, 10:52
If only Adam and Eve had been Chinese, we would still be in Paradise.

They would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

:E :E

23rd May 2008, 10:54
I became confused when I heard these terms which use the word "service":

Internal Revenue "Service", Postal "Service", Telephone "Service", T.V. "Service", Civil "Service", City & County Public "Service", Customer "Service" and "Service" Stations.

This is not what I thought "service" meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking. One of them said to the other that he had hired a bull to "service" a few cows.

BAM! It all came into perspective.

I now understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.


23rd May 2008, 10:57
Subject: IMPORTANT >>>>>>>>>virus>>>>>>>>>>>NEWS

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

23rd May 2008, 11:02
An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson into hisbedroom.

'Lissen-a me. I wanna for you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so
you will always remember me.'

'But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leave-a me your
Rolex watch instead?'

'Shuddup an lissen! Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you gonna
have a beautiful awife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a

'Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to you watch and
say 'Times up'?

Beatriz Fontana
23rd May 2008, 12:10
Prince Charles was visiting a village hall in deepest East Yorkshire. He's walking around chatting to the locals, but the locals are curious because the Prince is wearing a big furry hat with a long brush tail attached. The host plucks up the courage and asks what the deal is.

'Well,' said the Prince. 'I told the Queen that I was coming here to Wetwang and she said wear the fox hat...'

23rd May 2008, 17:46
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year
old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to
come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll
figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric.......

24th May 2008, 02:55
Defination of the ultimate rejection.

Your father kills all your immediate family and leaves you alive.

24th May 2008, 03:11