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The Real Slim Shady
22nd May 2008, 21:21
If you give me a bit of spearmint gum after 20 minutes I can tell you what flavour it was. I know it's a Heroes superpower because I can do it with other flavours too

But.

I can't speak Japanese.

Mitsubishi.

Bless me

gingernut
22nd May 2008, 21:27
I can pick me'nose with me' tongue.

Whirlygig
22nd May 2008, 21:29
If you give me a bit of spearmint gum after 20 minutes

After 20 minutes of what? Being covered in fluff from my coat pocket? After marinating for in Alloa Akbar's chilli? After mastication by another ???? :}

Cheers

Whirls

I can eat sugary doughnuts without licking my lips!

The Real Slim Shady
22nd May 2008, 21:32
Whirls

Come on.

I've got Al wossnames.

After 20 minutes I can barely remember my fish tank.

Memory of a Goldstein.

tony draper
22nd May 2008, 21:53
I can make me hair disappear, it is a trick I use every time I am photographed.
:uhoh:

gingernut
22nd May 2008, 22:09
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/gingernut123/DSCN5575-2.jpg


told ya':}

capt.sparrow
22nd May 2008, 22:17
You're a sick man chubbs..........:yuk:

Radar66
22nd May 2008, 23:12
:eek: ginger - PLEASE use the bloody re-sizing option on your photofeckit!! :yuk:






i can put my entire fist in my mouth. :hmm:

S'land
23rd May 2008, 00:43
I can fall asleep watching politicians , football and darts on television.

BlueDiamond
23rd May 2008, 02:49
You are seriously disturbed, ginger. That is one of the most revolting pics ever posted here! :yuk:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
23rd May 2008, 03:03
I can make my penis twelve inches long...





...Simple really, I just fold it in half :ok:

Radar66
23rd May 2008, 07:22
Radar66
i can put my entire fist in my mouth. :hmm:


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
I can make my penis twelve inches long...

...Simple really, I just fold it in half :ok:



http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb122/Radar66/emoticons/run.gif

Blacksheep
23rd May 2008, 07:29
I put my trust in my cape. Its never let me down.

gingernut
23rd May 2008, 07:49
i can put my entire fist in my mouth.

Hmmmm...I've got this idea about a movie we could both star in.

I'll give'ya a shout when I've perfected breathin through me ears.....


C'ya dudes, off surfin- if enyones at Fistral/Watergate this week, I'll buy ya' a beer.:)
I'm the tubby one with a long tongue.

Beatriz Fontana
23rd May 2008, 08:27
I can make alcohol rapidly disappear.

BlueWolf
23rd May 2008, 13:09
I can put my hands flat on the floor, while standing, with my legs straight (as in knees locked back), despite being on the north side of 40 and carrying a built-in beer reservoir. The kids think it's gross, but I reckon they're just jealous.

Also, I can spot gays a mile off. Don't know why, don't have any problem with gays or gayness, never been interested, but I can pick them without fail.

Kerosine
23rd May 2008, 13:36
I can make my penis twelve inches long...

...Simple really, I just fold it in half

Lol, I think I appreciated that more than radar! Very funny :}

Mine is I can make my eyes go in different directions (no picture will be posted, do not fear!). Don't think it could be used in any superhero kind of way though...

Dan D'air
23rd May 2008, 13:39
I can fly.......................

antic81
23rd May 2008, 13:49
Well Dan,

We made it all the way to post 17 before someone said it!

My ability is to spell....badly, very badly!

Dan D'air
23rd May 2008, 13:53
Sorry antic81, I just couldn't resist!!

antic81
23rd May 2008, 14:38
I'm just a bit upset with the fact that you beat me to it!:}

frostbite
23rd May 2008, 15:49
I have X-Ray vision.

Alright, X-Ray imagination.

The SSK
23rd May 2008, 16:43
My corporate identity:

http://www.mrsackroyd.com/images/ci.gif

Radar66
23rd May 2008, 20:55
Mine is I can make my eyes go in different directions


mee toooooo ner ner ner!! ;)

Whirlygig
23rd May 2008, 22:13
I can usually kill threads! :} :ok:

Cheers

Whirls

ShyTorque
23rd May 2008, 22:46
Not this one, Whirls. :ok:

I can put my hands flat on the floor, while standing, with my legs straight (as in knees locked back), despite being on the north side of 40 and carrying a built-in beer reservoir. The kids think it's gross, but I reckon they're just jealous.

So can I, did just that just now. I'm now typing this with my nose because I can't get up again......

Gingernut, that photo....is that what you mean by "boogie wonderland"? :}

Bushfiva
24th May 2008, 04:17
I can lick other people's ears.

The first one's easy, but it gets much harder by the third or fourth person. You have to hold 'em down. Unless, of course, they're already holding you down.

Glamgirl
24th May 2008, 15:31
My boobs stay up all by themselves....

I can do the splits


Gg

Foss
24th May 2008, 16:25
Glamgirl
My boobs stay up all by themselves....
What downstairs watching latenight TV while you're in bed? That is a good trick.


I have perfected a James Bond like skill to ski black runs on my bum to avoid gunfire. Haven't been hit yet.

Fos

Solid Rust Twotter
24th May 2008, 17:06
I can walk and chew gum.







Sometimes...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
24th May 2008, 23:29
I can put my hands flat on the floor, while standing, with my legs straight
Also, I can spot gays a mile off. and I should imagine, in light of the first quote, they can spot you too :}

Dop
25th May 2008, 12:41
I am The Amazing Human GPS. People stop me in the street and ask me for directions, usually when I'm somewhere i've never been before. Even when I'm in another country, I'll get stopped and asked for directions.
Apparently I seem to give people the idea that I know where I'm going, even when I don't - especially when I don't.

BBE777
25th May 2008, 13:05
hahahahhaha

I can sleep for 25 hours or more if the room is really dark!

I can think and talk at the same time :8
(well... some times, and that is if Im chewing gum..)

Rather be Gardening
25th May 2008, 14:15
I have this invisible caption on my forehead which says 'Friend to Nutters', because everytime I travel by public transport, one or more of them insists on sitting next to me .........

Salusa
25th May 2008, 14:22
I can do the Vulcan "V" greeting with my toes.

I can also pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time.

Foxy Loxy
28th May 2008, 17:39
I am completely immune to the effects of stinging nettles :ok:

Foxy

G-CPTN
28th May 2008, 17:46
Hereabouts we have a relic from two thousand years ago - Roman nettles.
They are larger (and stronger) than the 'native' nettle and were imported by the Romans who used them as herbal cures and also for the fibre.

Foxy Loxy
28th May 2008, 17:47
Is that a challenge, G-CPTN....?

Foxy

G-CPTN
28th May 2008, 18:17
Unfortunately they do not 'travel' (unless with a clump of earth) although they do readily regenerate from small pieces of root.
Why not incorporate a visit to the Roman Wall with a roll in the nettles?

Foxy Loxy
28th May 2008, 18:22
No hols planned right now, but will let you know...... But I bet I'd be OK!

Foxy

frostbite
28th May 2008, 21:07
"Why not incorporate a visit to the Roman Wall with a roll in the nettles?"


Oooh, you smooth talker!

The SSK
28th May 2008, 21:19
I cqn leqp off tqll buildings in q single bound (or I could if I chose to)

I cqn type equally auickly on a qwerty or qn azerty keyboqrd

frostbite
28th May 2008, 22:44
Wearing your bifocals upside down, Mr SSK?

deltaxray
28th May 2008, 23:15
I can put a rowntrees fruit pastille in my mouth without chewing it.