jobs in pacific

[blackbandit]

Any one know of anywhere in the pacific available for relatively low time pilot,,(2000hrs)

I have just got my girlfriend pregnant and was trying to find a country where I wont have to pay child support.

[Wanderin_dave]

MY HERO!!! :ok::}

[WOOLLY]

Please tell me you are joking! If not, you're a w******r. Unbelievable! You're after a job that requires responsiblity-please!!

[Pinky the pilot]

I think I hear the sound of a padlock being readied!

[Split Flap]

Ingenious! Why didn't I think of that! :ok:

[rotaryman]

Sounds like a wind up if you ask me....:E

[havick]

I hear the solomons are good this time of year for a man in your position :E

[Aussie]

Talk about a sense of humour... one of the funniest posts ive seen on here :}

[DeltaT]

Go self employed and declare your company as running at a loss = no income to base the support on. Well so I've heard...

[pervert]

Careful, the girls in the pacific are very fertile and wont take no for an answer
(god bless sluts). If I was you I’d give the Solies or Fiji a go and stick to anal sex my good man.

[Capt Wally]

great post, (cracked up) will be a great yard stick to see who in here does have a SOH, so far about 50/50 !:E
2000 hrs low time? sheeeeeeeeez these days yr an old timer & ought to be able to get a direct entry capt for a B777, but think about the child support on that pay scale !:ok:



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[rotaryman]

Lets not talk about Child Support....:yuk::ugh:

[Capt Wally]

yes sorry 'rotaryman' very sensitive subject indeed, hence the original posters concerns, fictional or not, our CSA is a joke!:bored:

BTW 'blackbandit' get a blood test or DNA b4 you decide to nick off, sure it's hers that's obvious:E but is it yrs? Pilots are not much different to sailors, there's still lots of 'seamen' in both !:E:E


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[airtags]

to quote my dad - a now retired wise old pilot:

"Remember son - nobody gets rich from aviation except ex wives"

(Given CSA/Centrelink's new assessment scheme - letter rec'd today- Dad was right -)

[Capt Wally]

'airtags' to yr dad...........:D:D
I guess this thread will sporn a whole lot of stories about the CSA & the ATO, both sleep with each other!
What else do you do with a silly thread like this anyway other than to keep the laughter up!
I know of a senior 737 capt (probably now retired since he was a by-product of WW3)) that had been married (dumb!) 3 times & was about back then on his fourth way to the alter, this time with a 'store bought version' !:bored:
I still remember him saying that his new prospective much younger wife to be wanted the tennis court removed & a pool put in in it's place, I gather where she came from tennis wasn't a big thing! me thinks the writing was on the wall right from that point on!
And lastly I said to him what are you doing now for a job? He said oh I am still in the transport industry, driving a taxi truck !:bored: probably getting paid more too!

I can only imagine where he is now!


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[rotaryman]

Yes!

Just recieved the letter from CSA, advising they intend to reduce my payments, then the next page shows they actually going to increase them! WTF is that? :ugh::{:{:{

What piss's me off the most is that the more you earn the more you pay! like us guys are not permitted to get on with our lives! well for me, not for the next 10 years....:eek:

Oh :mad: don't get me started...

[Capt Wally]

rotaryman check yr PM's


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[Dogimed]

Oh gee..you poor bastards who can't get on with their lives because they have to continue to support their kids..


All those selfish ex wives who try to keep kids in 'no doubt' private schools and wanting a relatively secure car, home etc...

I just can't believe the paying public think all pilots are selfish wankers..

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Dog

PS: If wind up.... Hook, line and sinker...

[rotaryman]

Dogimed
Just to set the record straight, i have no problem at all in supporting my daughter.

I just have a problem with the way the sysyem of payments are calculated and administered, would also be nice to get to see my daughter once and a while:(

:ugh:

[Queenslander]

The other thing that gives you the ****'s, is where is the EX spending the money, not on the kids...................:ugh:

[rotaryman]

Like i said earlier, Don't get me started LOL:}