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Loose rivets
28th Mar 2008, 13:53
Having spent some time in the American Bible belt, I'm glad to have less childish censorship of T/V progs...but late night Ch 5. Flippin' ek. :ooh:

Am I getting old? I would much sooner see diagrams of the relevant bits than a camera inside the female while it's all happening. Is it really instructional, or thinly disguised porn ? If it is supposed to be pleasing, it certainly didn't work on me. :yuk:

Tigs2
28th Mar 2008, 13:55
Brings a hole new meaning to You Tube:}

frostbite
28th Mar 2008, 14:29
Educational porn?

Still, at least we don't get 'What happened last time' and 'Coming next', so dear to all C5 programmes it seems.

er340790
28th Mar 2008, 14:30
Blatent porn please.:E

'Chuffer' Dandridge
28th Mar 2008, 15:16
Yes, watched the programme with Mrs CD and commented that it was better value than most porn films. Just to make sure that the excitement value was balanced, they also showed several gruesome clips of genital warts, and the aftermath of a guy's penis after his wife had been at it with a pair of scissors........... Enough to cure anyone of extra marital affairs IMHO:ok:

BUT why do the sex experts with names like "Dr Letitia Smallbone" all look like American Porn stars?

frostbite
28th Mar 2008, 16:38
"BUT why do the sex experts with names like "Dr Letitia Smallbone" all look like American Porn stars?"

That will be the 'Research Phase'.

Ken Wells
28th Mar 2008, 16:42
Reminds me of the old parlour game of taking the maiden name of your mother and the name of your first pet. And spookily it sounds like the name of a porn star.


I was going to reveal mine but then I realised most financial security questions ask for your mothers maiden name; so maybe it it is not so clever to publicise it on the Internet!

7x7
28th Mar 2008, 17:33
Ohmigod! Mine sounds like a very twisted fetishist.

lomapaseo
28th Mar 2008, 18:10
Am I getting old? I would much sooner see diagrams of the relevant bits than a camera inside the female while it's all happening. Is it really instructional, or thinly disguised porn ? If it is supposed to be pleasing, it certainly didn't work on me.

Do you have a link:confused:

CrimsonEclipse
28th Mar 2008, 20:01
My favorite film is about the evolution of social roles in an all female prison.
:ok:

CE

gingernut
29th Mar 2008, 01:12
Is it really instructional, or thinly disguised porn ?

If you found it instructional , it was instructional.

If you found it pornographic, it was pornographic.:)

It's quite a simple test.:O

eticket
29th Mar 2008, 01:37
I would much sooner see diagrams of the relevant bits

That is the essence of the 'Joy of Sex' book where it is the drawings that do the 'educating'. When the book was first turned into an electronic version (CD-i) video clips with 'couples' were used to set the various scenes and the original drawings were then shown to illustrate the more intimate bits.

ampan
29th Mar 2008, 03:53
Are "instructional" and "pornographic" mutually exclusive? Perhaps, one day, we will be able to be both educated and aroused. I have a dream, when, one fine day, and I may not get there with y'all, we will be able to learn about, and appreciate, the finer points of human biology - while still being able to blow our entire load into a Kleenex.

galdian
29th Mar 2008, 12:21
ampan old sun

keep up such words of imagination, imagery and poetry and you'll likely be in line for next official Queens Poet Laureat - or whatever the technical term may be.

Seldom have I been so reduced to such abject tears...










of mirth. :ok:

And please, in the name of good relationships, don't blow it all - keep some, even a small amount, for the good of your girlfriend; merino she may be but she still (??) has feelings.
As the saying goes - it's the thought that counts. ;)