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Jetwhine
25th Mar 2008, 23:36
This joke - courtesy of the folks at AhaJokes.com - was so funny I simply had to share.

This one’s called Raccoons are not Luggage.
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

“Do you wish to check the raccoons through as luggage?” the service rep asked.

“No, thanks,” replied the vultures. “They’re carrion.”
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God I love this business!

Crosshair
25th Mar 2008, 23:51
If you liked that one, wait until you hear the one about the very short, very wide runway. Hilarious, let me tell you.

greenslopes
25th Mar 2008, 23:54
Yes C.H..................................We're waiting.................................

Buster Hyman
26th Mar 2008, 00:13
There's this chicken & lion and......