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Beatriz Fontana
21st Mar 2008, 21:42
I've been dared in the pub, so it has to be.

Your best Easter puns - advance!!

You know, some hot-cross-pun egg-travegansa!

21st Mar 2008, 21:43
Guess we'll have the usual suspects rabitting on

C130 Techie
21st Mar 2008, 22:00
Its bunny but I eggspected this thread to appear.

Ken Wells
21st Mar 2008, 22:03
Bad................... easter jokes and the odd Pun.

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.

How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.

How do you post a bunny? Hare mail

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter

21st Mar 2008, 22:12
What do you say when you want the Easter Bunny to go away?

Hop It.....


Ken Wells
21st Mar 2008, 22:22

Sorry Easter is now cancelled

Dan Gerous
21st Mar 2008, 22:30
A song for Easter- "Aint Nobody", by Chaka Khan

Arm out the window
21st Mar 2008, 22:45
You lot should be crucified for the poor standard of puns here; it's making me cross! Any self-respecting pilate reading this will be wanting a bit better.

Perhaps after sleeping tonight I'll rise again and there'll be improvement.

I went to the optometrist yesterday to get my bad eye checked. He started looking in the wrong one, and I said 'No, it's dis eye Paul!'
'Jesus,' he said, 'You're falling apart - I can't help noticing you've put on a pound of flesh or two since you were last here.'
'Judas do your job and shut up!' I said.

21st Mar 2008, 23:20
Quite right AOTW; I was started to feel a little Magdelene (Oxford pun!!).



21st Mar 2008, 23:46
If this thread was deleted, would it re-appear in 3 days?

22nd Mar 2008, 00:42
Egg puns? That's all white then.

22nd Mar 2008, 00:48
All white? You must be yolking!!



22nd Mar 2008, 00:52
Albumen-tioning you in despatches!

22nd Mar 2008, 01:28
Better get cracking then.

Eggsit stage left ... :cool:

Arm out the window
22nd Mar 2008, 03:21
Message received, ova!

22nd Mar 2008, 12:58
Stop it...I'm getting shell shocked :=

22nd Mar 2008, 14:14
Eas-ter Much for one thread!

These puns smell so rotten, they must have been around since before Pontius' first solo circuit.

Sure you weren't egged on to start this thread?

22nd Mar 2008, 14:26
Jesus I don't know what to say about these puns this morning ....they were good Friday !!

22nd Mar 2008, 15:23
Let me out! I'm shell-shocked.

22nd Mar 2008, 21:35
I'm not hanging around here for long....'cos Im getting cross

22nd Mar 2008, 22:33
It's Calvary well you starting an Easter Pun thread Bea, but I've no idea whether I can crown the other posts ... I thorn I could but I'm not sure now.

Beatriz Fontana
23rd Mar 2008, 01:14
Actually, I hate to say it, but I was chatting to a chap in the local RBL this evening who works in pest control... insect puns, anyone?

Arm out the window
23rd Mar 2008, 01:16
That just wouldn't be cricket!

Dan D'air
23rd Mar 2008, 01:18
When you go to church tomorrow Bea, Don't eat any Easter eggs afterwards, He will be back again on Monday!!!

Beatriz Fontana
23rd Mar 2008, 01:19

I'll make sure I saviour them for later...

Dan D'air
23rd Mar 2008, 01:26

You will be going to Hell for that, I just hope that you repunt in your eternal damnation...............

Beatriz Fontana
23rd Mar 2008, 01:28
And with that worry of nightmarish eternal damnation, I wish you Sirs a fond goodnight...!

Very bunny, wasn't it, tho?

Dan D'air
23rd Mar 2008, 01:31
It was indeed quite aMUSEing. Thanks for the jokes. Now hoppit.:O

23rd Mar 2008, 01:58
... insect puns, anyone?
On an Easter egg pun thread? Oh do buzz off!

Dan D'air
23rd Mar 2008, 02:28
With that type of app-roach, it's all going to go horribly wrong...........

Beatriz Fontana
23rd Mar 2008, 09:17
Nice to know you've taken the bait... Mind you, with the snow lying outside, maybe we should have a snow pun thread, too. Snow, really!

23rd Mar 2008, 09:52
Snow puns? That would be all white! :ok:

23rd Mar 2008, 10:38
Snow puns? That would be all white!

I see the thread is drifting

Arm out the window
23rd Mar 2008, 11:49
Easter, OK, insects, may bee, but snow - that's white out of the question!

barry lloyd
23rd Mar 2008, 12:10
some flaky posts appearing on here...

23rd Mar 2008, 21:31

Sorry Easter is now cancelled

Let me give him a shot of my hare spray. The writing on the can says it will "restore life to dead hare."
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Arm out the window
24th Mar 2008, 05:03
Time to resurrect this one!