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scorpio88
18th Mar 2008, 23:31
Is this the nastiest thing to happen on a flight????

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

EWWWWWW

morbos
18th Mar 2008, 23:46
merging the two threads, no tugging anytime from stand->takeoff and back.
:)

StoneyBridge Radar
18th Mar 2008, 23:55
I guess she never saw that coming :E

Avitor
19th Mar 2008, 00:02
If a thread was primed for ejectualtion, this is the one.

StoneyBridge Radar
19th Mar 2008, 00:06
Avitor

Bit premature on the ejectulation there old chap or, like the perpetrator, do you shoot from the hip? :}

Stoney

A10Warthog
19th Mar 2008, 00:08
Someone should told him that mastrubating does not count as mile high club:yuk:

chiglet
19th Mar 2008, 00:22
At least it was a "Hands on" experience.......:\
watpiktch

ShyTorque
19th Mar 2008, 00:23
Come fly with me?

A10Warthog
19th Mar 2008, 00:28
"At least it was a "Hands on" experience......."

hehehe!!

that made my day..

Wan Wei Luke
19th Mar 2008, 01:04
A frustrated smoker who needed to do some thing with his hands?

dontpressthat
19th Mar 2008, 01:13
What a to$$er...

Sorry couldnt resist that.

DPT

punkalouver
19th Mar 2008, 01:17
Too bad her name isn't Mary. Then I would believe that there is "something" about this story.

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ShyTorque
19th Mar 2008, 01:27
Come again? :confused:

lowlypax
19th Mar 2008, 01:31
Possibly a frustrated smoker of another sort just skinning up:E

Mark in CA
19th Mar 2008, 02:01
At least they didn't try to fly United.

hellsbrink
19th Mar 2008, 06:07
Why is she suing the airline? The guy was arrested, etc, when they landed and she was asleep when it happened...


Hope the judge gives her her come-uppance, tosses her case out of court and leaves her in a really sticky position with the court fees....

Icarus53
19th Mar 2008, 09:15
Guys - if you're going to bat whilst airbourne, for God's sake do the right thing. Use the sick bags. It's what they're there for isn't it?:p

sisemen
19th Mar 2008, 13:48
A jackaroo working on a station in the remotest part of Western Australia had one great desire in life - to see Buckingham Palace. Finally he'd saved sufficient to make the trip.

He cleaned himself up, had his first shave for a month, put on the new mail order suit and hitched to Perth where he spent a couple of hours in wide-eyed wonderment before boarding the jet bound for London.

Soon after take off the steward asked if he'd like anything to drink and read. He ordered a beer, but said that he couldn't read.

"Well, you can enjoy the pictures," said the steward, bring not only an ice-cold tinny but a copy of Playboy.

"Good idea" said the jackaroo and opened the magazine to the centrefold, draped the picture down the seat in front and proceeded to masturbate with great gusto. Having done so, he sat back contentedly and, groping in his top pocket for his cigarettes, he turned to the girl beside him....

"Mind if I smoke?" he enquired.

dazdaz
19th Mar 2008, 17:49
In my view the cc/fd should have tossed (Liverpool slang) him off at the nearest airport:p

Upgrade Please
19th Mar 2008, 21:48
Perhaps she needs to find an airline with the right image to 'screen out' undesirables........probably not the pretty red plane methinks :eek:

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Buster Hyman
19th Mar 2008, 22:11
Was he humming "Sowing the seeds of love"?

Sallyann1234
19th Mar 2008, 22:13
Seems she had a bad hair day.

Noah Zark.
19th Mar 2008, 22:32
Didn't she realise she was sitting in a Martin Baker ejaculation seat?

Pontius Navigator
19th Mar 2008, 22:45
He was obviously a jerk. The FA should have tossed him off.

Flugplatz
19th Mar 2008, 23:16
She never saw it coming....

NotPilotAtALL
19th Mar 2008, 23:34
Hi,

filed a $200,000

Me think it's overpriced for a shampoo .....

Cheers.

ShyTorque
19th Mar 2008, 23:43
I think it was real poo....

Buster Hyman
20th Mar 2008, 00:17
Poor bloke probably had a kinetic watch...again, everyone just jumps to conclusions...:rolleyes:

pineridge
20th Mar 2008, 00:36
I listen to the cabin announcements very carefully and I have never heard the flight attendant say that masturbating on board was forbidden.

zab
20th Mar 2008, 10:21
How can she oject to a real...hand to man relationship :\after all they say mastrubation is sex with someone you love.:}