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Ozzy
12th Mar 2008, 16:02
Florida backsides to be protected (http://cbs4.com/local/legislature.toilet.paper.2.675445.html).

Ozzy

Loose rivets
12th Mar 2008, 16:10
Quite right !

No doubt, the multi-million loo in Frinton will be featured on tonight's telly. Posh that...havn't seen the inside yet cos it costs too much to go in.:(

Capot
12th Mar 2008, 16:13
The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

Well, we knew in the Services when men were men. Standard issue was 2 sheets Bronco per day. The problem with modern soft paper that doesn't draw blood is that people therefore use too much of it. Pain was a good way of rationing it.

Ever noticed the abbreviations used in some supermarkets shelf labelling?

"300 shts per roll". And that's another clue as to how much is enough.

tony draper
12th Mar 2008, 16:27
Well it's progress, just a hundred years ago you lot just hopped off yer horse and shat where it stood.
:rolleyes:

Capot
12th Mar 2008, 17:36
Yes, well, we tried to do that, but often couldn't achieve the lob distance needed, so we just shat where we stood instead.

S'land
12th Mar 2008, 17:42
Ah yes, one of the worst feelings in the world is to have communed with nature and then find that there is no bog roll. :\