EK Medical
21st Feb 2008, 07:40
It is of concern to EK Clinic management that we are receiving steadily increasing numbers of reports from our pilots of anal fissures.
This tearing of the anal mucosa is consistent with vigorous, frequent and unlubricated anal intrusions. The reports are coming in regularly but seem to be most prevalent shortly after emails to pilots from EK Management.
In conjunction with EK Management therefore we are pleased to announce (following the highly successful distribution of the black stockings) another free item will be placed in your mail boxes at the CBC.
It is a ‘large’ tube of industrial strength KY jelly. We recommend liberal application to your nether regions prior to opening any Company emails. This will help ease the pain of the intrusions and in time you might actually grow to enjoy them as we have it from a good source that the size and frequency of said intrusions are about to increase.
On the subject of the black stockings you all received recently we have found ourselves, due to a purchasing error, to have a large stock of black garter belts and crotchless panties. The stockings were actually sourced from Anne Summers and were part of a set that came with the belt and panties. These were intended for goats but the size was incorrect so any of you who would like to make up the set can pick up one of each item from the store at EK Clinic.
Finally, due to the recent departure of Ranjeet Singh (cleaner) we have no one left on the FRMS committee so would like to offer a number of positions on the committee to interested applicants. These positions will be most suited to individuals willing to work on days off for no credit, pay or transport allowance. Further, any submissions to EK Management that recommend:
• Anything that costs money (such as curtains)
• Any increase to the pilot complement for any particular pairing
• Any increase to the length of a layover
• Any increase to rest requirements prior to and following duty
• Any other item that adversely affects the Company’s ability to manipulate the already flexible rostering conditions
will be ignored.
Thank you. Keep up the hard work. You have no option.
EK Medical
This tearing of the anal mucosa is consistent with vigorous, frequent and unlubricated anal intrusions. The reports are coming in regularly but seem to be most prevalent shortly after emails to pilots from EK Management.
In conjunction with EK Management therefore we are pleased to announce (following the highly successful distribution of the black stockings) another free item will be placed in your mail boxes at the CBC.
It is a ‘large’ tube of industrial strength KY jelly. We recommend liberal application to your nether regions prior to opening any Company emails. This will help ease the pain of the intrusions and in time you might actually grow to enjoy them as we have it from a good source that the size and frequency of said intrusions are about to increase.
On the subject of the black stockings you all received recently we have found ourselves, due to a purchasing error, to have a large stock of black garter belts and crotchless panties. The stockings were actually sourced from Anne Summers and were part of a set that came with the belt and panties. These were intended for goats but the size was incorrect so any of you who would like to make up the set can pick up one of each item from the store at EK Clinic.
Finally, due to the recent departure of Ranjeet Singh (cleaner) we have no one left on the FRMS committee so would like to offer a number of positions on the committee to interested applicants. These positions will be most suited to individuals willing to work on days off for no credit, pay or transport allowance. Further, any submissions to EK Management that recommend:
• Anything that costs money (such as curtains)
• Any increase to the pilot complement for any particular pairing
• Any increase to the length of a layover
• Any increase to rest requirements prior to and following duty
• Any other item that adversely affects the Company’s ability to manipulate the already flexible rostering conditions
will be ignored.
Thank you. Keep up the hard work. You have no option.
EK Medical