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John Vellinga
9th Feb 2008, 02:52
Hi Friends

My friends call me John!

I have recently lost my job but of course I'm on the lookout for another.

Have vast experience in management and most other aspects of aviation. Well familiar with low level ops in South America and the Caribbean. I am well know in government circles, especially in the US.

There have been things printed about me on this site but I tell you it is *****N Rubbish!!!!!!! do you hear??!!!!!

Sorry about that, it is the first time I have lost my temper in years.

If any jobs are going that fit my profile please email me: [email protected] You wont regret it.

WhyFlare
9th Feb 2008, 03:51
Breath ... relax. Do you flip out in the cockpit too? Whats total time? Type ratings?

Flintstone
9th Feb 2008, 09:16
Teehee. Nice one 'John' :};) There might be an opening for you here http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/pages/careers/careershome.html

WhyFlare. Are you seriously thinking of offering this guy a job? You should be careful about who you make friends with over the internet, you never know what might happen to you. Date rape, white slave trade.........all sorts.

BizJetJockey
9th Feb 2008, 09:33
Don't knock it...get a company car with that job...a McCompany car, wahoo!!!

Steak&Kidney_Pie
9th Feb 2008, 10:54
I've got a 7hour flight i need to do in a Bravo John, 8 PAX and luggage....interested?

Aviation Jobs
9th Feb 2008, 11:37
Hi,

please send your CV to www.wearetootighttopayforadvertising.com (http://www.wearetootighttopayforadvertising.com)
Are you looking only for jobs in USA or world-wide?

Steak&Kidney_Pie
9th Feb 2008, 12:39
Please tell me you're not serious aviationjobs???!!!!:eek:

RAFAT
9th Feb 2008, 15:27
I can only find the following :

Otto Vellinga and family (http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?p=3321882&highlight=John+Vellinga)

Flintstone
9th Feb 2008, 18:14
Hi,

please send your CV to xxxxxxxxxxxx
Are you looking only for jobs in USA or world-wide?


Some people are just too gullible to be allowed out on their own :rolleyes:

unablereqnavperf
9th Feb 2008, 22:01
If you the John Vellinga I'm familiar with aviation is better off without you!
Yuor B.......S...T has eventually caught up with you! Try Mcdonalds or Burger King or even you local Morrisons perhaps you'll have more luck there but please do aviation a favour and don't apply for any jobs in this sector!

Flintstone
9th Feb 2008, 22:11
unable.

Glad you had a good night at the pub, Step awaaaaaay from the bottle, have a good night's kip then come back and read this in the morning. If you still think it's the real JV seek help ;)

RAFAT
10th Feb 2008, 00:27
You think it might be a wind up then Flinty?

Flintstone
10th Feb 2008, 10:22
Just my paranoia and spidey senses RAFAT.

How about you? Anything of yours tingling?:}

Crosswind Limits
10th Feb 2008, 13:06
If I remember JV is around 39-40 now!

RAFAT
11th Feb 2008, 02:28
How about you? Anything of yours tingling?

I'm feeling about 70/30 in favour of a wind up. The 30% doubt is due to some being completely unable to exercise common sense and better judgement, and you never know - JV might be just such a person. :\

General Woundwort
11th Feb 2008, 19:59
Ok guysh, whatsh going on here, I deshided enough ish enough, I am the real John R Vellinga and I have a bone to pick...go figure:} yesh itsh true I have recently made myself surplush to normal life, was going to set up in Luutton till that other company ruind me, do they not know who I am :cool: Yesh I can fly from Ishland to shyprush in one hit in a Bravo, well, the copilot shmuck did it, I had shmokes down the back with pax and learnt all about how to be a millionaire etc. Yesh I had a little trouble in the shtates, ah..yu gotta break shome eggsh to make shcrambled shtuff. Yesh I shtarted Eashyjet though don't like talking about it. I alsho worked in the ****ty made millionsh and reshently shet up my own AOshe though sheAA didn't actually isshue it, Theresh no helping shome people :ugh:Me mishes threatened to leave me if I didn't get a new job shoon sho jusht need to deshide which way to go, cash in me millionsh and retire to shyprush or help another company to thrive with my help.Sho, thish ish whatsh going to happen, you guysh are going to shtop shtabbing me in the back, you're jusht jealoush any how:=

Steak&Kidney_Pie
11th Feb 2008, 21:58
Crosswind limits,

Surely you'd have been one of the last to see him for real?! :E

General Woundwort,

Just Priceless!! You like dhat huh? Sheee what i did dare!!! :}

natops
12th Feb 2008, 00:44
JV, anything more to say?
You're a bit quiet the last few days.


N:ok:

John Vellinga
12th Feb 2008, 04:28
natops

I have been very busy since the weekend answering replies from my advertisement. Just been inundated with offers of work as you can imagine but I won't be able to grace every company with my presence, so there will be disappointments.

Also in the process of setting up another school to help disadvantaged pilots and help them on their way to a good career. This of course takes up a lot of my valuable time, not to mention effort, as finance has to be in place before anyone can railroaded into this honorable venture.

Don't take any notice of that t**t of a General Woundwort, he always was a b***h. Beware of (cheap in this case) imitations.

Aviation will again benefit from my expertise, you can be sure.

General Woundwort
13th Feb 2008, 19:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5prz1Ae5QM

Have a look a my London City Training:uhoh: I think you'll agree never an easy approach:ouch:

reverse3
14th Feb 2008, 19:14
:DJohn,

Forget the jobs in aviation, your reputation will haunt you for the rest of your life. That's called justice!!!

RAFAT
14th Feb 2008, 22:07
Flinty - make that 100/0 now!

General Woundwort
15th Feb 2008, 11:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5P6MLiKEJI

Thossse shmucksh had no chancsh of catching me with this guy in charge:} JV :E

Chicken Leg
15th Feb 2008, 18:18
Flinty - make that 100/0 now!

RAFAT You think?!

RAFAT
15th Feb 2008, 19:04
Yes Chicken, now 100% convinced it's a wind up, John Vellinga's posts that is.