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Cumulogranite
19th Dec 2007, 20:47
Dear Fellow JB'ers

In these hallowed halls we extract urine in gallons, have "differences of opinion" (used to be called a good row!) and engage in computerised pugilism. And all this is great fun.

But as the Yule tide approaches I would like to take this opportunity to wish all those that post here a very merry Christmas to you and your families this year, and would hope that we can create one thread upon which we are all agreed, so

Merry Christmas from the 'Granite Household!

BlueDiamond
20th Dec 2007, 00:41
And the same to you, Cg ... and a safe and happy New Year to everyone.

brickhistory
20th Dec 2007, 00:42
Well done, Mr. Granite.


Merry Christmas to all!

con-pilot
20th Dec 2007, 00:46
IT'S CHRISTMAS, MY GOD, WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME! :p

Buster Hyman
20th Dec 2007, 00:58
No. I'm sorry, but I must object!

In one fell swoop, you have alienated a lot of Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, & Jedi's! I just can't see how JB will ever be the same now...it was so much better in the old days, before my PC was reset...:(

;) Merry Syphillis & a Happy Gonorrhoea to all!

Fliegenmong
20th Dec 2007, 01:16
Merry Christmas (and happy Hanukka [?]) to all. And a happy safe and properous '08
:D

Robert Cooper
20th Dec 2007, 01:22
A very merry xmas and happy new year to all :)
Stay safe and take care.

Bob C

candoo
20th Dec 2007, 02:20
A very Happy Fecking Christmas to you's an all

Dushan
20th Dec 2007, 03:20
I think we've reached the Christmas quota. One more mention and the mods will close the thread, and ban us all for a month or so.

Just kidding...

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all the best wishes to all.

HILF
20th Dec 2007, 05:50
Merry Christmas to one and all - I have found (most) of the theads in JB to be of great amusement and solace during a v difficult year, for which I offer sincere thanks.

HILF

Wod
20th Dec 2007, 08:01
Bingle Jells!!

And a Happy Hogmany to those who need it.

The SSK
20th Dec 2007, 09:17
*Edit*

Merry Christmas to all, and sorry for having posted the mildly-funny-first-time-you-read-it PC Christmas message which is already available elsewhere on JB, and no doubt will reappear again before the 25th.

Ozzy
20th Dec 2007, 14:38
Happy Holidays...**** that....

Happy Christmas and have a great New Year!!

Ozzy

Eliason
21st Dec 2007, 10:46
http://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_weihnachten/elf_text.gif

Frohe Weihnachten!
Merry Christmas!
and a happy New Year!

ORAC
21st Dec 2007, 10:55
Bah! Humbug! Malcolm Middleton - All Gonna Die Alone (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BbL9Vsobx8I). :suspect:

the incivil beast
21st Dec 2007, 11:05
Kellemes Karácsonyi Ünnepeket
és Boldog Új Évet!

Veselé vánoce a šťasný nový rok

One hadn't seen this thread when starting one's own. Definitely not an early bird

dontpressthat
21st Dec 2007, 11:05
HAPPY CRIMBO ALL!!!!!... and Santa if your paying attention, for christmas I'd like a job please.. Ill leave a few cv's with the mince pies and whisky!!

DPT

Standard Noise
21st Dec 2007, 13:41
Oh all right then.........
Merry Christmas one and all
and here's to an argumentative, urine extracting 2008!
Oh, and a gainfully employed one for all our fellow Prooners who, like DPT, are looking.

hunterxf382
21st Dec 2007, 17:18
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/CrazyCourier/Hunter%20XF382/XmasHunter.jpg

Mudfoot
21st Dec 2007, 17:51
I was gonna offer y'all a pornographic Holiday greeting...
but noone sells pornographs any more. :O

Happy Holidays to one and all! :)

Mudfoot in Virginia

BBox
22nd Dec 2007, 02:06
Merry Christmas all & A happy New Year!

:):):):):):)

Frohe weihnachten, prosit neujahr!

Joyeux Noel et bonne annee!

Buon natale, felice anno nuovo!

Feliz navidad y prospero ano nuevo!

speedrestriction
22nd Dec 2007, 11:18
Happy Christmas folks and a safe '08.

Noah Zark.
22nd Dec 2007, 11:52
Merry Christmas, and a Happy, Safe and Prosperous 2008 to all my fellow Prooners!

scruggs
22nd Dec 2007, 15:04
Merry Christmas everyone!

Right...it's December 22nd. I really need to start thinking about starting my Christmas shopping at some point :confused:. I should have started sooner. As Blackadder once said, "I think the phrase rhymes with Clucking Bell".

Happy New Year too by the way. Have a good one.

S

Wedge
22nd Dec 2007, 15:34
Felicitations of the Season to One and All

ArthurR
22nd Dec 2007, 17:33
Frohe Weihnachten an alle

aber stuff the terrorists

MadsDad
22nd Dec 2007, 19:08
Family visiting time approaches so

A Merry Xmas to All

And a Bah Humbug too, for luck

Tigs2
22nd Dec 2007, 19:23
I put these on the mil forum for the lads on Ops. Turn up the volume, feel the spirit of the time of the year and I hope you find a little peace.

Merry Christmas all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDPwNPAV6tA St Pauls Cathedral Choir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RC34N1TfCQ Kings College Choir

And an awesome song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8IaIUQP64 St Pauls

ORAC
24th Dec 2007, 08:44
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20071224/lnq071224.gif

Blacksheep
24th Dec 2007, 08:52
Xmas? Bah! Humbug! All by meself, mutter, mutter, grumble, grumble. Cook me own dinner, grouch, grouch.

Sniff! Oh, all right then.


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR! :ok:

west lakes
24th Dec 2007, 09:10
To all the super intellegent beings that inhabit this site


MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR

To all the others



THE SAME

NIGELINOZ
24th Dec 2007, 09:15
I think this is the best christmas song ever.

http://www.mp3raid.com/search/download-mp3/1/fairytale_of_new_york/1.html


Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year To All PPRuNer's:ok::)

tony draper
24th Dec 2007, 09:26
Yup, Merry Christmas everyone
,one cant do that big coloured writing thing.:ok::rolleyes:

PA-28-180
24th Dec 2007, 10:55
ORAC....I love it! Guess that's why Santa has his own aviation department!

To all, from my family and I, we wish you a joyous, safe, blessed and Merry Christmas!

AIRWAY
24th Dec 2007, 18:55
I wanted to send some sort of festive greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer this morning and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

MAY YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC FESTIVE SEASON AND GREAT 2008.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

Sam-MAN
24th Dec 2007, 19:30
Merry Christmas everyone!

I see Easyjet are getting into the christmas spirit

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/63/hohohodd1.th.jpg (http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hohohodd1.jpg)

:}

airship
24th Dec 2007, 21:38
I hope everyone here has a great Xmas and wish them all the best for 2008.

This time of year can be especially difficult to cope with for many - sickness, accidents, loss of loved ones, friends or pets, memories which haven't healed. It'd be nice if we could just call a "time-out" sometimes.

And thanks to everyone for putting up with all my drivel during 2007!

Lon More
24th Dec 2007, 21:59
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/Badyin/Christmas%20Cards/christmassanta6-1.jpg

Howard Hughes
24th Dec 2007, 22:18
Have a merry and safe Christmas one and all!:ok:

Tony Hirst
24th Dec 2007, 22:22
Nearly the eleventh hour...Merry Christmas one and all :ok:

TheDesertFerret
24th Dec 2007, 22:27
It must've kicked in already at your place HH?

Ferret's Xmas message #1

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/204/6/679862622/n679862622_341583_6138.jpg

Ferret's Xmas message #2:

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/204/6/679862622/n679862622_341586_7157.jpg

And Ferret's general philosophy for all year round existential activity:

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v128/204/6/679862622/n679862622_341584_6525.jpg

sprocket
25th Dec 2007, 01:03
A very pissedmass, :\:uhoh::bored::sad::= to all.

Loose rivets
25th Dec 2007, 02:22
Well, still 3.3 hours to go here. So, all the best, stay sober, and do everything in moderation.





























Yeah........Right :E

wiccan
25th Dec 2007, 02:25
Did Yule at the Coven for the Equinox
No mention here about Yule.......
Then did the Midnight Carol Service at Albion URC last night
At one, partner was guest, I was guest at the other
Both were very enjoyable
bb