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Xenia
14th Oct 2000, 18:57
"Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to xxx, please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until the aircraft comes to a complete stop at the terminal building and the engines have been switched off...besides to the best of my knowledge, we have never known of a passenger to make it to the gate before the aircraft..." :)

"Welcome to xxx where the local time is 4pm and for those of you standing, you should have an excellent view of the FASTEN SEAT BELT sign..." :)




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ockham hold
19th Oct 2000, 00:34
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid the lavatoires are in a terrible state. If anyone wants to help clean them all you have to do to volunteer is to stand up while the seat belt sign is switched on !