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19th Dec 2007, 00:13
Following the fish-pun thread, I feel it's necessary to take things a step further.

I hope you wont chicken out!

19th Dec 2007, 00:15
These threads are realling getting my goat... :oh:

19th Dec 2007, 00:17
Im just dog tired of this sort of thing..

19th Dec 2007, 00:21
You dont think im just milking it do you?

19th Dec 2007, 00:22
20 of the usual suspects will be in here like pigs in muck.

19th Dec 2007, 00:52
What ARE you lot rabbiting on about?

Sorry ... alpaca bag and leave. :rolleyes:

Captain Beef
19th Dec 2007, 01:03
This is getting udderly ridiculous.
Quite fowl really.

19th Dec 2007, 01:16
Will everybody please stop horsing around.....:}

19th Dec 2007, 01:31
Someone will probably rat on us to the mods. Cow of a thing to do really.

19th Dec 2007, 01:39
Honestly you lot are like sheep.

John Hill
19th Dec 2007, 01:46
I have a good mind to ram this where it belongs!

19th Dec 2007, 01:51
Threads like this are a load of bull.

19th Dec 2007, 01:52
Feeling like a Turkey replying to this thread, of well Ive dung the hole so will have to live with it. Go egg on me dial I has.

I shall now show that i am more manure and eggsit.:ugh:

19th Dec 2007, 02:02
This is all very punny I geese I'll just moo outta the way for the next pun.

Arm out the window
19th Dec 2007, 02:20
I wasn't going to, but I guess I'll muster up the will to reply, even though it's flogging a dead horse.

19th Dec 2007, 02:23
You might need to duck for cover after that last one, Arm. Someone should steer us back in the right direction.

19th Dec 2007, 02:29
This reminds me I have to go and see the Quack at 14:00

John Hill
19th Dec 2007, 03:16
Reminds me too, I better go check the rooster to see what I will be doing next week.

Arm out the window
19th Dec 2007, 03:25
Brrr, where's my jersey? I'm friesian!

Like This - Do That
19th Dec 2007, 03:40
Arm Out .... buy a jumper - they don't cost much in Nth Qld; they're 'cheep cheep'; a few dollars - chickenfeed; a poultry matter ....

(apologies to Marx Bros)

Loose rivets
19th Dec 2007, 05:01

Duck again

19th Dec 2007, 06:00
I'm sure some people here cud do a bit better ... it's not what you say, sow you say it.

19th Dec 2007, 09:33
some of you are just making a pigs ear of these puns....:E


19th Dec 2007, 09:43
I geese I'll have to contribute. But I don't have much to nay so I'd better quack on.

19th Dec 2007, 09:58
What a bunch of cocks...

19th Dec 2007, 10:03
It's so colt outside and I'm yearling for some warmth to make me feel less melancollie.

19th Dec 2007, 10:05
I gnu someone would say that!

19th Dec 2007, 10:23
What are you all bleating about? You lot are as much use as a lame duck.

Hagbard the Amateur
19th Dec 2007, 10:46
I see the p(oink) of this but some may think it is just a load of paddocks.

19th Dec 2007, 12:41
If you had a capon, what would you Percheron?

I know - I'll heifer try harder.

19th Dec 2007, 13:24
Rabbit,rabbit that is all we get on these threads which wouldn't make a Hyena laugh.

19th Dec 2007, 15:57
This pun thread's the worst yet, you lot have really lowered the bahhh...

19th Dec 2007, 17:08
Guess I'll make like a sheep and get the flock outta here ...

19th Dec 2007, 17:55
I thought this thread would a tractor better response ( yes I know its not an animal but it probably ran over one at some point).

I'll put my capon.

19th Dec 2007, 20:41
Never underestimate puns - there's more to them than meats the eye, you know.

19th Dec 2007, 20:54
Its good to see you beefing it up a bit.

19th Dec 2007, 23:12
Gawd - all the duck jokes are getting me down. Eider come up with better ones, or I'll go quackers.....

20th Dec 2007, 00:03
quackers? thats a bit of ostrich for a pun isnt it?

20th Dec 2007, 00:14
Will you quit crowing. I'm lion around, but you're robin me of my sleep...

20th Dec 2007, 08:09
I do not wish to a llama anyone , but isn't that The Pun Police over there?

20th Dec 2007, 08:14
There must be some missed steak ...

20th Dec 2007, 08:47
Geese, guys. All this Puffin around. To the French... S'eagal.. (double points for that one!!)

20th Dec 2007, 10:51
Here we go again, egging each udder on... you want puns? Do you? OK, Gammon!

20th Dec 2007, 11:04
It's about time we artificially inseminated some common sense into this thread. At least it would stop the bull.

20th Dec 2007, 11:05
Oooh ... a challenge from bnt!! I can hardly bear the suspense. I'd be lion if I said I wasn't interested, so camel long folks ... give it yer best shot!

20th Dec 2007, 15:48
Smartly now.....chop, chop!

20th Dec 2007, 16:00
This is getting boaring so I'll sow a few ideas until I get horse until someone calls fowl play. I hope nobody will quail if I try and ram through a few old ones, s I free range over the subject, even if I mention the odd turkey or two.

20th Dec 2007, 17:58
I think interest is beginning to tapir off now.

Oh! Farm animals you said.

20th Dec 2007, 19:50
Oh! Farm animals you said.

Thats what I herd too. :hmm:

green granite
20th Dec 2007, 20:10
I think you lot are rat ar$sed and I don't care if yous a wether or a tup.

20th Dec 2007, 20:27
You lot should gosling your hook.

20th Dec 2007, 22:16
I just took another gander at this thread... talk about re-inventing the veal...