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AirScrew
17th Dec 2007, 12:55
No harm intended to anyone, pilots, crew or SLF.
Just the festive spirit.
Everyone has their favourite blonde etc jokes, but how many do you have with an aircraft/airline flavour.
I know this isnt an original thread, but come on, lets get them out again...

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A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

bnt
17th Dec 2007, 14:54
Anyone here listening to Betty's podcast (http://betty.libsyn.com/)? She has an episode entitled "Top Guns & Blonde Moments (http://betty.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=24874)", and another called "Dingbats Take Flight (http://betty.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=252775)", with more blonde-related stories.

Hey, she's a blonde herself, so she's entitled. The latest episode explains how she wound up in a vintage air hostess uniform on Easter island... :)

http://libsyn.com/images/betty/stew_pic_270_x_376.jpg

Blacksheep
18th Dec 2007, 02:52
We don't have any blonde aircraft.


Well, you asked for it :rolleyes:

AirScrew
18th Dec 2007, 02:56
Hmm.

BlondeSheep.

Blacksheep
18th Dec 2007, 03:05
BlondeSheep.More like The Old Grey Whistle Test. :suspect:

AirScrew
18th Dec 2007, 03:07
Nothing personal intended.:)

Blacksheep
18th Dec 2007, 03:50
None taken. Even though its not black, I do at least still have a fleece. :p

...but before it went white, my own fleece was blonde... :}