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AMF
17th Dec 2007, 07:55
Does anyone know where or from whom I can buy a fully-functioning harpoon cannon, the kind found on whaling ships, complete with harpoons? (it's not necessary that the harpoons still contain explosives heads, I assume they won't and they'd be easier to import if rendered inert anyway). It doesn't have to be new...surplus is OK if it still works or is easily repairable.

Any leads are appreciated. My brother just bought one of those .50 BMG caliber sniper rifles and I refuse to concede him the position of having the funnest, coolest gun in the family to shoot when we all get together out at the country place.

arcniz
17th Dec 2007, 08:10
Does anyone know where or from whom I can buy a fully-functioning harpoon cannon

Certainly sets a high standard for late entries in the "nutso" competition.

AMF
17th Dec 2007, 08:21
arcniz Quote:
Certainly sets a high standard for late entries in the "nutso" competition.

Not nutso. Say rather, "Dedicated to Fun".

Loose rivets
17th Dec 2007, 08:23
Don't go for one o' them wooosy little things, get yerself a real man's gun.

Oh, BTW, if yer get one, don't shoot it at 4,430 M/sec. Yer likely shoot yersel' up the bum.


http://www.waowen.screaming.net/revision/force&motion/ncananim.htm

henry crun
17th Dec 2007, 08:28
I was going to suggest Japan for a second hand harpoon gun, but the whale killing season is just starting, so all theirs are probably in use.

You could try Iceland.

Juud
17th Dec 2007, 08:30
AMF, a few keystrokes on our national web auction site found 3 different ones for sale. HereŽs the cheapest:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/flapsforty/45_1194873921285_hoved.jpg

Let me know if you are happy to spend US $ 18000 on a joke, and IŽll send you the link. :)

BlueDiamond
17th Dec 2007, 08:42
Or a nice antique perhaps ... here. (http://cgi.ebay.com/WHALING-SHIP-HARPOON-GUN-w-SCRIMSHAW-INLAY-dated-1794_W0QQitemZ270183109731QQihZ017QQcategoryZ63619QQrdZ1QQss PageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118)

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 09:30
Bit girly is yer harpoon gun,go fo one of these Madam Blue.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/Tony_Draper/Pacific---Bofors-gun.jpg
:rolleyes:

Solid Rust Twotter
17th Dec 2007, 09:46
One of these should do the trick. Keep the bad guys in the next county on their toes....:E:ok:

http://www.army-technology.com/projects/g6/images/g6_12.jpg

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 10:20
Hmmm, very well one shall see yer little girly Tank and raise you this.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/Tony_Draper/BigFecker.jpg

Gainesy
17th Dec 2007, 11:18
Bunch of big girls' blouses.
http://www.wing21.rtaf.mi.th/wboard/2410254720510.jpg

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 12:33
Mr Bull was discouraged from doing any more work for the bad guys wi summat of a lot smaller caliber.:uhoh:

Avtrician
17th Dec 2007, 13:09
That be a large silencer FSL Draper sir, but a little unwieldy:eek::ooh:

The photy below yours is a nice example of a proper railgun:hmm::rolleyes:

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 13:14
Didn't do the buggas much good did it? :E

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
17th Dec 2007, 13:15
That's nothing. Get one of these
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/fileadmin/historyLearningSite/v3.jpg


erm ... I think

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 13:16
Built in the North East that were Mr A,so watch yerselves:rolleyes:

brickhistory
17th Dec 2007, 13:25
Amateurs:

Try these on for size:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/beauhistory/2664635861.jpg

Or for a more modern look:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/beauhistory/2713017344.jpg

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 13:38
Oh I think we can do better than that,here yer go 100 megatons of instant sunshine,well it wudda been but it even frightened Ivan so he took some of the gunpowder out before he dropped it,prolly just as well for the pilot.
:rolleyes:
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k226/Tony_Draper/Tsarbmb.jpg

Gainesy
17th Dec 2007, 13:42
That pointy bit on the front could have somebody's eye out. Dangerous things yer H-bombs.

Brick, MIRVS? Pah, yer don't need MIRVs if yer can shoot straight.:)

brickhistory
17th Dec 2007, 13:43
Well done, Mr. Draper.


Proving once again and definitively, I'd say, that size matters!

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MIRVs are the nuclear equivalent of the shotgun. Not as dramatic as the six-gun shoot out, but a heckuva lot more effective.



P.S. Our MIRVs CEP is pretty freakin' close. Classified and all that, but it's pretty impressive!

tony draper
17th Dec 2007, 13:49
Yer thats the kind of thing my generation had to put up with,tell the kids these days an they wunt believe yer, bloody sissy Mirv's, no wonder yers all soft.
:rolleyes:
Berra Pmail me if yer want to know what yer CEP is Mr B,I have a friend who works in Derhzinsky Square he knows all this sort of stuff,he prolly has the manual.
:E

brickhistory
17th Dec 2007, 14:00
he prolly has the manual.



Yep..........................:ok:

Dan D'air
17th Dec 2007, 14:08
If he works in Dzerzhinsky Square, wouldn't his name be Ivan, not Manual. We haven't been to war with the Spanish for ages.........