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Bluesteel705
16th Dec 2007, 18:22
I hope this doesnt get too frosty a reception. Its snow joke I tell you!

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 18:35
as long as we don't end up sliding down a slippery slope to oblivion if you get my drift.

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 18:40
I would stop to post but the wife and kids Hark alling me...........

Wingswinger
16th Dec 2007, 18:52
Away man, don't be a dog in a manger.

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 18:53
Berry funny...

Wingswinger
16th Dec 2007, 19:06
gholly ivy not heard that one before

Akubra
16th Dec 2007, 19:16
Jesus Christ.

glazierflyer
16th Dec 2007, 19:21
Money is tight this christmas cos everything is too DEER.

No intention here of starting another thread! Theres enough of those.

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 19:24
I'm sure the thread will settle into a stable existance

MReyn24050
16th Dec 2007, 19:30
What can one say except have a Happy Holly Day.

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 19:32
Fairy nuff... some people like being at the santa of everything...

Crosshair
16th Dec 2007, 19:41
Oh, like I hadn't heard that old chestnut before.

Avitor
16th Dec 2007, 19:45
Yule all be sorry this started. :=

Crosshair
16th Dec 2007, 19:51
Yes, I'm really getting incensed.

glazierflyer
16th Dec 2007, 19:54
Its good to be in the presents of such people.

sprocket
16th Dec 2007, 20:04
I guess that wraps up this thread then.

glazierflyer
16th Dec 2007, 20:08
What a star!

pulse1
16th Dec 2007, 20:09
Hark thee Harald, everyone's cribbing their puns from someone else.

gingernut
16th Dec 2007, 20:24
I've told you me panto joke.....havn't I?:confused:

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 20:32
Are we reaching the point of needing sheparding along.

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 20:45
This is becoming a load of baubles... or maybe just presents more opportunities!

MReyn24050
16th Dec 2007, 20:47
He was reported to be a wise man who wanted to bring gold but Frank was incensed with bringing more.

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 20:51
Doing puns is my stocking trade at this time of year...

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 20:55
Ah I'm beginning to understand the Fairy lightheartedcomments

glazierflyer
16th Dec 2007, 20:56
This is not fir I cant think of any more.

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 20:57
My kingdom, my kingdom, my kingdom for a pun

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 21:01
It'snow good, going to have to be a little more creative than that!

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 21:06
everyone should be flocking to post

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 21:17
Indeed Westy, we should be shepherding them to it.

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 21:21
Baaa, baaaa, I'll sleep on the stable floor tonight if I can manger it

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 21:24
Hope you dont get crook on a cold floor.

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 21:29
wassail we pack this in and go to the pub instead?

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 21:38
By Christmas I wish I could

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 21:42
Now you're robin me of my lines!

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 21:47
As long as a "spaceman comes calling" singing

La Na Na Naaa La Na Naa..................

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 21:59
We have certainly had some fun on this and the chip shop thread, indeed I for one cannot wait for Christmas now, having been reminded of the Nativity, following The Three Kings with their gifts of Gold, Frankincense and Mirth.

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 22:00
LOL!!!!!!!!

Magi suggest that we can't carol this on for much longer?

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 22:02
Oh no you can't











in case it turns into a bit of a pantomime

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 22:05
I'm dame if you are!

west lakes
16th Dec 2007, 22:07
I Dame Trott off now









and I was!

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 22:08
Oh no you're not..........

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 22:10
Oh yes he is... oh, never mind... he card handle it.

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 22:14
I wonder if he candle or not.........

TBirdFrank
16th Dec 2007, 22:20
I'm sorry but I was behind you on this thread, but i've had the presents of mind to catch up!

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 22:27
On a more traditional note, who'd Mary a pantomime dame?

MReyn24050
16th Dec 2007, 22:29
"Wouldn't just gold and frankincense do?" the Magi demurred.

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 22:38
24050, as I posted earlier, I'm fairly sure that you need the mirth too.......

Lamenting Navigator
16th Dec 2007, 22:43
Shark the herald angelfish sing....!

Sorry, messing up my threads ;)

glazierflyer
16th Dec 2007, 22:45
Nearly did that myself LN. Carping on about christmas and swimmers its frying my brain!!

Dan D'air
16th Dec 2007, 22:46
Me too, I was just about to wish everyone a very Merry Dismast......

Coat. Door. Gone.

OllyBeak
17th Dec 2007, 01:00
Then, of course, there are all the Jewish carols.

Oy vey in a manger.

Pray continue...

Dan D'air
17th Dec 2007, 01:29
Shalom one had to come out with that!!

Arm out the window
17th Dec 2007, 05:13
Come on now, this thread is just like the fish one resurrected! We'll be crucified if this keeps up.

Loose rivets
17th Dec 2007, 06:33
I was going to have a go at this thread, but I Demyrrhed. :}:}:}:}

BlueDiamond
17th Dec 2007, 06:51
It reindeer yesterday.

Did you like that one? I'll take a bough ...

Richard Taylor
17th Dec 2007, 07:08
This thread's barely raised a myrrh-myrrh.

Plenty more room at the inn.

Arm out the window
17th Dec 2007, 08:29
Actually, half the jokes here don't make any frankin' sense.
And another thing, I bought one of those fancy drinks the other night but wasn't sure if it had some mixers in it, or was wholly spirit.

west lakes
17th Dec 2007, 09:26
As long as i don't reindeer on this parade

Wod
17th Dec 2007, 12:43
Sorry; been in another plaice.

This thread should be OK as long as we don't start sledging each other.

frostbite
17th Dec 2007, 13:07
Bunch of crackers on here.

Probably one or two fairies as well.

bnt
17th Dec 2007, 15:12
Herd the old joke about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? Cursed Dog and bowed to Santa... any Port in a storm, as they say. I'll get my Stilts on. :ouch:

goudie
17th Dec 2007, 16:15
When Mary saw the manger she said 'That's the last straw'!

kevmusic
17th Dec 2007, 16:27
The mixing of threads continues - 'I Saw Three Chips' :}

Boom-boom!!

Sorry - late starter to this thread.

AirScrew
17th Dec 2007, 17:31
Look out behind you, its Rude ol FanDan.Go
figure that one out...

Tweedles
17th Dec 2007, 17:52
I Noel of yule have a Merry Christmas!

Arm out the window
17th Dec 2007, 20:24
Time to go and have a pine, tree ly.

Miserlou
17th Dec 2007, 23:41
Get ye behind me, Santa!

We don't do jokes about dyslexics. They're not clever and they're not furry.