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15th Dec 2007, 15:01
Hi...anyone got any witty emails on the Xmas theme that can be sent as attachments??? Probably animination type of stuff is what I am after!!

In my old machine I had a great one of looking out a cartoon window and seeing this dot in the distance approaching at speed and then it turns out to be Rudolf hitting the window at speed and sliding down the window pane in pain!!!

Also...had a nice cartoon girl in a Santa outfit who appeared walking around the screen doing a semi-strip !!!! All good clean fun!!!!

Changed my PC a couple of years ago and didn't keep them!!!

Anyone ??????

15th Dec 2007, 15:26
There's a good cartoon in today's Times.
Good King Wenceslas is looking out a window at the peasant, and says to his page; "Go and tell him to collect 25% less fuel."

Solid Rust Twotter
15th Dec 2007, 15:28

15th Dec 2007, 16:02
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOczd4dVxAQ) one made me larf. :ok:

Here's the words if you wanta sing along:

The Little Hooters Girl
(Parody of Little Drummer Boy)

Little Hooters girl
Her rubber tight buns
A groovy pair to see
Double D fun
She brings me chicken wings
A ton, a ton, ton

She wears tight, skimpy things
Her tummy tight tum, rubber tight buns
Look at them guns

Oh, to ogle them,
Her rubber tight buns
That’s why we come

Little Hooters girl
She’s not a dumb-dumb,
She brings cold beer to me and poured us all some,
A birthday song they sang with mighty big lungs
Across the bar they hang her rubber tight bum, double D fun,
Had her boobs done

Then she smiled at me, I‘ll tip a big ton,
me and my chums
Look at them guns
Had her boobs done