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Squealing Pig
12th Dec 2007, 15:02
Appologys if its done the rounds before






Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."

kevmusic
12th Dec 2007, 16:43
Or maybe even wine? :E

(BTW they'd like this over on Mil. Av.)

Foss
12th Dec 2007, 16:48
I'll use it in the bar later.
Fos

henry crun
12th Dec 2007, 20:19
The first time I heard that joke the wall was built around Australia, which is far more deserving because they are short of water. :}

ZH875
12th Dec 2007, 21:12
The version I heard was France...






...Yep, a much better idea.

bnt
12th Dec 2007, 22:27
I'm going to buy a Teddy Bear, name it Muhammed,and put it up on eBay. It ought to make a tidy prophet. :hmm:

Fliegenmong
12th Dec 2007, 23:56
I posted very similar to that yesterday BNT :}

pigboat
13th Dec 2007, 00:09
FAQu - My response to frequently asked stupid questions.

The SSK
13th Dec 2007, 00:13
Are all politicly incorrect jokes not funny, or just this one?

That was crap.

At least the 'joke' didn't have any spelling mistakes in it, despite containing some quite long words.

Howard Hughes
13th Dec 2007, 00:26
I'm going to buy a Teddy Bear, name it Muhammed,and put it up on eBay. It ought to make a tidy prophet.
Boom, boom!:}

That is of course until the Fatwa is decreed...:eek:

pigboat
13th Dec 2007, 02:48
FAQu - My response to frequently asked stupid questions.

Are all politicly incorrect jokes not funny, or just this one?

That was crap.

Geez, I thought it was mildly amusing. :p

Howard Hughes
13th Dec 2007, 02:56
He's having a bad day...;)

pigboat
13th Dec 2007, 03:50
Wait, wait I got a couple more.

Testiculate - To conspicuously adjust your tackle.

Foreploy - Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

kiwi chick
13th Dec 2007, 05:02
Hahahaha, well I thought it was funny!

Funnier if it was Aussie tho ;)

(I didn't really mean that.... I can't handle Buster and Howard not speakin to me... :{ )

Rule3
13th Dec 2007, 06:19
Condescending - A GREEK parachutist.