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bar fly
5th Dec 2007, 12:52
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7126973.stm

For the first time since the ban, I feel a little bit sorry for the smokers hanging around outside a pub...:}

Whirlygig
5th Dec 2007, 13:00
Could be deemed to be a Health & Safety issue if he farts near the smokers - I can see it going badly wrong!!!

Cheers

Whirls

27mm
5th Dec 2007, 13:09
The old boy is telling a porky when he says that "...they might be loud, but they don't smell.."

MagnusP
5th Dec 2007, 15:36
27mm wrote: The old boy is telling a porky when he says that "...they might be loud, but they don't smell.."
So his hearing is OK, but his sinuses are f:mad:d

A2QFI
5th Dec 2007, 17:35
My recollections, based on a life spent in crewrooms fully of beery mates is that the phrase "Silent but Deadly" is very accurate! Loud may not smell but silent does!

bnt
5th Dec 2007, 18:26
Easily sorted: he should bring a dog with him. "No, it wasn't me, it's this new-fangled dog food we're trying..." :E

ShyTorque
5th Dec 2007, 20:31
Receiving a letter like that must really have put the wind up the old boy.

B Sousa
5th Dec 2007, 21:56
If only Benny Hill was still around............He would make a million from this thing....