View Full Version : Supermodel in scam shocker

28th Nov 2007, 17:39
A little something to brighten your day. I saw this in the local rag and have to confess it was the best laugh I had all day. Maybe I'm a bad person for finding this funny but I'm a bad person who has just laughed out loud. I can't help but feel that a quick look in the mirror would have clarified the veracity of the situation for her - but then again, maybe she's not that clever.:D


28th Nov 2007, 17:43
it might be a scam

No sh1t, Sherlock.

28th Nov 2007, 17:44
What was she expecting to model? She should have twigged when they gave her the back end of the pantomime horse outfit to wear....

28th Nov 2007, 18:14
Paper bags (large), perhaps.


Flying Farmer
28th Nov 2007, 18:18
A tad harsh don't you think chaps :O

I was thinking more suited to modelling big hoop fake earings ala Ratners :}

28th Nov 2007, 19:59
I've seen her before ... I'm sure she plays in the Wigan front row ....

Flying Farmer
28th Nov 2007, 20:07
I've woken up with worse :ok:

Stunning the night before I swear :confused:

tony draper
28th Nov 2007, 20:09
She would look quite good in a pinny clogs and a headscalf. :rolleyes:

28th Nov 2007, 20:12
Moulesecomb:ugh: What an utter utter dump that place is. Tikrit cancelled the twinning agreement as it was making the place look bad.

28th Nov 2007, 20:12
No doubt she'll be on Jeremy Kyle in the next few weeks. . . :rolleyes:

28th Nov 2007, 20:13
She would look quite good in a pinny clogs and a headscalf.

She'd look even better with a full-face bike helmet on as well :cool:

Standard Noise
28th Nov 2007, 20:18
There's a phrase springing to mind, something about a bulldog and some wasp chewing!:uhoh:
Mind you, I don't suppose she's as much a size zero as a size three zero

28th Nov 2007, 20:22
For some reason I was reminded of the following question:

What do you do if your boiler plays up?

A. Give her a slap and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

28th Nov 2007, 20:26
In all honestly, she's actually a reasonable representation of a regular user of said giant corporations products.

Said corporation is implicated in intimidation and murder in Colombia, child labour exploitation in Ecuador & environmental vandalism in India. Rots teeth too. I don't like Coca Cola much.

28th Nov 2007, 20:30
Gorilla biscuit moulds springs to mind!

28th Nov 2007, 20:50
David Cameron should snatch her up. She looks like a Labour Ann Widdecombe.


The Flying Pram
28th Nov 2007, 21:00
She'd look even better with a full-face bike helmet on as well

Better still if said helmet had a smoked visor....

28th Nov 2007, 21:07

Thanks for that as it has made my whole fecking week!!

I was in tears of laughter at that.

Well done



28th Nov 2007, 21:16
Perhaps we should be grateful they only quoted her mother and didn't provide a photo.

28th Nov 2007, 21:19
Do you think she had to strip for the photo session?
Maybe even caress the bottle?

Such thing have been known I believe . . .

Mercenary Pilot
28th Nov 2007, 21:26
I'm guessing it wasn't for Diet Coke then? :E

28th Nov 2007, 21:29
Bet she's a sister called Cinderella!

28th Nov 2007, 23:33
Dear God, I had to go back to page 1 to look again. If she ever catches whoever did this to her, the wee lamb, I would fear for his safety.

29th Nov 2007, 00:21
i dont think she played IN the Wigan front row... i thought she WAS the Wigan front row.

29th Nov 2007, 08:21
I knew I'd seen that face somwhere before........

With apologies to:


29th Nov 2007, 12:17
Maybe Cola was aiming a tad high.........
For such a 'classical' Moulsecombe beauty, perhaps Sunny Delight would have been a more realistic ambition :E

Lets hope that 21 years ago the midwife had the decency to slap the mother as well :p

29th Nov 2007, 12:24
No doubt she'll be on Jeremy Kyle in the next few weeks

...I hope he knows how to brace himself! :E

29th Nov 2007, 14:31
so bigbluecar, the aim is to get so large by eating fast food that you have convenient fat folds in which to place future fast food?! hahaha, oh the irony :P bet these are the people who sat there yelling "Darned strit!!" (yes, i spelt that correctly ;) ) when they heard about people sueing maccers and such :P

29th Nov 2007, 15:16
And of course, you're all Adonis's ... :}

29th Nov 2007, 16:57
And of course, you're all Adonis's ...

I've not been asked to model for Coke, but I'm 6'0" and weigh 11st 7lbs, which is about 9" taller and 3st less than the lovely Shelly. And I have all my own hair which is not dragged back into what is locally called a Croydon Facelift (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Croydon+Facelift) :E