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26th Nov 2007, 01:47
Some foods sound like extra chapters for the Kama Sutra. Here's twenty for a start. How many more can all the other dirty minded perverts that gather here on Jet Blast find?

The Salty Lassi
The Slab Apricot
Toad in the Hole
Chicken Tikka
Bubble and Squeak
Cherry Tart
Dublin coddle
Black and Tan
Apple Turnover
Hot mustard pretzel
Pigs in a blanket
Hand Roll
Over hard / Over easy
Head cheese
Jelly Roll
Hot Toddy
Banana Split Brownie Pizza
Bangers and Mash

26th Nov 2007, 01:51
How could you have forgotten Spotted Dick?

26th Nov 2007, 01:51
Chicken in the basket :E:E

Chocolate swirl :E

Packed fudge :eek:

Hair Pie :oh:

Date Roll

Atlas Shrugged
26th Nov 2007, 02:28
Belgian Biscuit

Box of Assorted Creams :eek:

26th Nov 2007, 03:50
Spunk Vodka (danish i believe)..

Lon More
26th Nov 2007, 04:01

Standby Scum
26th Nov 2007, 05:02
Mr. Cadbury and Mrs. Rowntree
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend.
It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street
He was a Fishermans Friend
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar.
He had a Rum and Butter.
She had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one with the hole.
(But I'm the one with the Nuts he thought)
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out
the light for a bit of Black Magic It wasn't long before he slipped his
hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, So she
let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her
Pink Wafers looked very appetising.
So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.
At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She really had been with All Sorts.

26th Nov 2007, 06:27
Badly packed Kebab :E

26th Nov 2007, 07:18
Meat and two veg?



26th Nov 2007, 07:22
one for the kiwis
(where is kiwichick she would know this one?)

Mutton Gun

Mini fan
26th Nov 2007, 07:38
Similar to Mutton gun:

Lamb cannon

Eye watering length of Pork sausage.

26th Nov 2007, 08:08
Honey roll over and lettuce on top!


26th Nov 2007, 10:33
Donkey Dick (luncheon meat in a roll, IIRC, issued on exercise)

26th Nov 2007, 11:24
Pork tend her loin
Pork fill it
Sir Loin
Knicker bocker glory

And crepe citron from an outdoor kiosk, because I said drunkenly at midnight on a ski trip that 'they were better than sex'. I got a bit of a slap, and a severe stare. Blokes thought it was funny though. Haven't lived it down.

26th Nov 2007, 12:40
Many moons ago Findus contemplated putting 'Cod Pieces' on the market, they had a rethink and went for 'Cod Balls'!

The list is endless here:

26th Nov 2007, 13:33
Saussicon d'Amour :yuk: :E

26th Nov 2007, 14:04
KFC. Greasy box with a bone in it.... :E

26th Nov 2007, 21:15
Cream horn?

(With crushed nuts, naturally).

Granite Monolith
26th Nov 2007, 21:20
Cockaleekie Soup :E

Don't forget to get your cock out for this one...


Lamenting Navigator
26th Nov 2007, 21:44
That great northern dish (back me up here, TheDesertFerret): faggots!

26th Nov 2007, 22:40
Plum Duff.

26th Nov 2007, 23:41
Pork in cider?

26th Nov 2007, 23:54
fish fingers
toad in the hole...sausages
chicken balls/ pork balls...chinese style

27th Nov 2007, 01:18
Aussie rude (fast) food

He dropped his duds and showed off his Big Mac. The crowd gasped at the sight of his Whopper. Boy, that sure beats my Zinger cried the Meat Lovers pizzaman.

27th Nov 2007, 01:37
In Seattle I always balked at the idea of stuffing a "Whopper" in my mouth so I'd drop by the waterfront and gorge myself on an "Acre of Clams" :ok:

(Try it with the bearded clam variety - if you must. :E )

cyclic gal
27th Nov 2007, 01:49
Please allow me the indulgence of minor thread creep by including a tenuous link to rude and food.

As a ships diver in the dim and distant past, I was one of a handful of divers checking the hull of a now long gone destroyer for mines and other such nasties. The surface diver keeping an eye on us all just used a mask and snorkel. During the operation the ships company were instructed not to discharge anything from the ship, be it over the side or throught the plumbing system. On this particular day the surface swimmer scrambled back on board, screaming for the Doc. When the Doc appeared, said swimmer insisted that he be given something to make him sick as he believed he had just swallowed a turd.

"If that doesn't work" said the Doc.....

27th Nov 2007, 03:24
More [thread creep]:

Donkey Dick

Whatever happened to him? He was quite a prolific Prooner at one time.

[/thread creep]

27th Nov 2007, 08:17
Ginger Nuts

and have you seen Boer Wors coiled up like ..... yechhh

And personally I think Borscht should be in there coz it sounds sensual.