JB007
19th Nov 2007, 20:29
Wanted to share this with you guys, totally appreciate it should probably be in JB - sorry WWW
30 years old. Finally get hired by Major airline. World is your Oyster.
31 years old. Buy flashy Car, house and lots of toys. Get over that
military poverty feeling.
32 years old. Divorce boring first wife. Pay Child support and maintenance
whilst looking for second wife. Drink lots of beer and screw around whilst
looking for second wife.
33 years old... Repeat above for a few more years.
36 years old. Marry young spunky 25 year old virgin flight attendant.
37 years old. Buy another house. Gave first one to wife #1.
38 years old. Give in to second wife to have more kids. Father again.
39 years old. Now a Captain. Hooray! Upgrade house and buy boat and even
flashier cars.
42 years old. Wife #2 runs off with wealthy merchant banker but still wants
share of house (100%).
43 years old. Settle with wife #2 and resolve to stay away from women
forever. Seek appointment as Training Captain to have something to do. Move
into two bedroom apartment.
50 years old. Meet sexy singer on a trip. She says she loves you!
51 years old. Marry sexy singer. Buy big house, boat and upgrade cars.
52 years old. Sexy singer wants kids (not again). Resolve to get
vasectomy.
54 years old. Try to talk wife out of kids but hey presto she's pregnant.
Says got sick after taking pill. Accident, sorry, won't happen again.
55 years old. Father of triplets.
56 years old. Wife #3 wants very big house, bigger boat and very flashy
cars. Give in.
57 years old. Make rash investments to try and have enough money for
retirement.
59 years old. Lose money on rash investments.
60 years old. Wife #3 says you're too danged old and no fun. Leaves. Takes
most of your assets.
61 years old. Now Captain on a non-sched unknown 727 freight outfit
and living in 1-bedroom apartment in Hounslow directly underneath the approach of LHR RWY 09.
65 years old. Lose CAA medical and get job as sim instructor. Look forward
to years of getting up at 2 AM for 3 AM sim brief.
70 years old. Alarm clock set by previous hotel room DHL crew goes
off at 1 AM. Have heart attack and die. Happy at last.
Enjoy your training!
30 years old. Finally get hired by Major airline. World is your Oyster.
31 years old. Buy flashy Car, house and lots of toys. Get over that
military poverty feeling.
32 years old. Divorce boring first wife. Pay Child support and maintenance
whilst looking for second wife. Drink lots of beer and screw around whilst
looking for second wife.
33 years old... Repeat above for a few more years.
36 years old. Marry young spunky 25 year old virgin flight attendant.
37 years old. Buy another house. Gave first one to wife #1.
38 years old. Give in to second wife to have more kids. Father again.
39 years old. Now a Captain. Hooray! Upgrade house and buy boat and even
flashier cars.
42 years old. Wife #2 runs off with wealthy merchant banker but still wants
share of house (100%).
43 years old. Settle with wife #2 and resolve to stay away from women
forever. Seek appointment as Training Captain to have something to do. Move
into two bedroom apartment.
50 years old. Meet sexy singer on a trip. She says she loves you!
51 years old. Marry sexy singer. Buy big house, boat and upgrade cars.
52 years old. Sexy singer wants kids (not again). Resolve to get
vasectomy.
54 years old. Try to talk wife out of kids but hey presto she's pregnant.
Says got sick after taking pill. Accident, sorry, won't happen again.
55 years old. Father of triplets.
56 years old. Wife #3 wants very big house, bigger boat and very flashy
cars. Give in.
57 years old. Make rash investments to try and have enough money for
retirement.
59 years old. Lose money on rash investments.
60 years old. Wife #3 says you're too danged old and no fun. Leaves. Takes
most of your assets.
61 years old. Now Captain on a non-sched unknown 727 freight outfit
and living in 1-bedroom apartment in Hounslow directly underneath the approach of LHR RWY 09.
65 years old. Lose CAA medical and get job as sim instructor. Look forward
to years of getting up at 2 AM for 3 AM sim brief.
70 years old. Alarm clock set by previous hotel room DHL crew goes
off at 1 AM. Have heart attack and die. Happy at last.
Enjoy your training!