Mile High Club

[moosey]

Heard on the radio that a survey amond FAs has revealed 36% of FAs have found pax 'at it' in the toilets and 5% have actually joined in!!! I must be very naive but have never been aware of anything like that on flights I have done. Anyone care to enlighten me?!

[SPICEBOY]

Not on a public forum where some ppruners already know who I am! :p

[Cat-Club]

Yep, I joined on a Caledonian L1011 somewhere over STG FL350 en-route to ACE many years ago http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/sloppy.gif Mmmm it was PUURRFFEECCTT http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/felix3.gif Not sure the hosties were aware though ..... http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/naughty.gif :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[sweety]

Haven't cought anybody (yet) myself. Have heard stories from my collegues about catching "lovebirds". And believe it or not have found used condom in the seatpocket. :eek: :mad:

How disgusting is that?

:confused:

[ONTPax]

Like the fisherman reminiscing about "the one that got away," I was once on a Hughes Airwest (Oh God, I am dating myself!)DC-9 enroute from SNA to LAS that had earlier been grounded due to a mechanical. After another aircraft had protected the schedule, the problem was cleared up and we flew to LAS as, more or less, an equipment positioning move. The only occupants on board were the full crew, one revenue passenger who arrived at the airport late and me, on a reduced rate pass. Let's just say the flight attendant-to-passenger ratio was very favorable. :D

Now if I could've just talked one of the hosties into being a little more cooperative without getting slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit! :eek: Maybe my polyester leisure suit, gold chains and unbuttoned shirt just didn't turn her on adequately! :cool: :p

[ 16 October 2001: Message edited by: ONTpax ]

[paddle]

ONT......... :D


.....never actually caught two people at it but several times caught male pax and "Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters"
Dont EVER pick up a blanket from the floor, you never know whats in it.

[Jennifer Crilly]

God it takes me all my time to use those disgusting loo's, never mind having it off in one!
As crew we have the luxury of the crew rest area!!!! :D :eek: :D :eek:

[rubbersidedown]

Since we are on the subject, if any of you guys haven't read Diana Benson's book: "Mile High Club, First Class all the way with the rich and famous", do it! Despite being a pilot I laughed my ass off reading her book about her time as a C/A with MGM Grand Air before the company sailed into history. It's out of print and a little bit hard to find, but trust me, it's worth the search!! :D

[cloud nine]

Well what embarrasment I have just had!!!! Im a FA wannabe and didnt know what the hell "The mile high club" was. It was being discussed at a party that I went to, when niave me, thought it was a new FREQUENT FLYER PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL all round...yeppy, joke was on me!!!! AT least I will know not to mention that in an interview!!!!!!!!!!!

[Awakevortice]

I Don't know whether I'm in it or not. How can one tell? Anyone care to initiate me?

[canadair]

well, to help you out:
in front of your PC flight sim- does`nt count
in the air-does
by your self in the air- does`nt count
by yourself, air but observed-kinda
in air, over Saudia Arabia- 100 bonus points!
hope this helps

[ONTPax]

Comments by Awakevortice in italics
Responses by ONTpax in boldface

I Don't know whether I'm in it or not.

Believe me. You'll know. Sex in an aircraft lavatory is something not to be soon forgotten.

How can one tell?

Afterwards, you'll have a glazed look in your eyes, a feeling of peacefulness and calm, and a desire for a cigarette. Oh yes, one more thing. A desire to do it again as soon as you've fully recuperated from the first session.

Anyone care to initiate me?

Certainly not until we see your vital stats. :eek: As for me, I'm hoping you're female. That would certainly be a step in the right direction! :p :cool:

[gehenna]

Hey Mr Cat

Where did you get that fantastic bit of walking pussy? :cool:

[mutt]

Check out http://www.milehighclub.com/about/

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Mutt