From this weeks Flight International S+L

[E cam]

Highwaymanair.com

Step1.
Out of a job? Wanna new one? No problem! Simply cough up your credit card nomber and $100 to fill out an online application. Nothing could be easier.

Step2.
Great news, you can come over for an interview! But don't forget to authorise a further $100.

Step3.
Excellent, you passed the interview! Now come for a simulator assessment for only another $250.

Step4.
Congratulations! Your simulator assessment was OK. You are well on your way to being back in the air again. But first you'll need a conversion course. That'll be $20 000 thank you.

Step5.
Well done. You completed the conversion course. Unfortunatly we don't have any jobs left and have decided to concentrate on our much more profitable business of selling interviews and simulator time-soree!!

[Shagtastic]

Equal opportunites employment Irish style??

[gyrohead]

Not quite!!! At least we would give you a certificate at the end of the sim session! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

[Knold]

It's really disgusting the way some use the hope of unemployed pilots <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

[Flintstone]

The Head Clown was just on 'Watchdog' supposedly responding to some complaints about Ryanair.

Talk about duck the issue. The man could be a politician.

[Wanula Dreaming]

Sad but true... <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

[FU24-950M]

MOL & Ryanair have the ethics and integrity of a dead Rattle snake in a cattle rut.

If you know what a FU24 does then perhaps a tonne of Fish & Fowl S*** (Manure/Fertiliser) would be more appropriate.

Sweet smelling dreams.
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