Nationwide Captains

[airtrans]

I heard thru the grape vine that Nationwide is looking for B727 Drivers.
can anyone confirm this?

[four engine jock]

From what I hear some of the capts there are orphans. And if your an Orphan they tell me VB will take you in and be your BIG Daddy!!!!.
But be carefull cause once VB is in your head , he stays there!!!!
But with all that said. They have a few good flight crew. YTRAM!!!!

There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle.He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."

The man said, "No ****!"

Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass.

[4HolerPoler]

The owners, management and staff of this website would like to thank you, four engine jock, for your wonderful contribution to this site. Your deft prose reinforces our belief that there are still dumb-arse idiots out there who have nothing better to do than screw up a perfectly good thread with inane comments such as yours above.

There's a village out there that needs you son.

Back to the topic/ question please.

4HP

[JetNut]

You must admit, it is funny though.:}:}

[Whenwe]

Phone Felix vd Merwe at Nationwide. He is their DFO, flies the B727 and trains on the B727.
If he does not know, not even VB will know.

[james ozzie]

lighten up 4hp

I have. Thanks. Long day. And I know four engine jock better than that. But seriously, I'm hanging up my moderator badge at the end of the month. Eager applicants for the vacany, please state your interest by email to [email protected]

4HP

[four engine jock]

Just for fun

You overhear him say on the intercom, "Hey, Mike, What's this gizmo do?"

For the past two hours, you've been going straight up.

He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 45 feet."

Co-pilot is sitting on his lap.

When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"

At some point he announces, "Screw Joburg, let's go find that Mars observer!"

He's wearing a Scotters Pizza uniform.

Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, heh, heh, heh."

As you get on the plane you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport.

Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy."

He keeps pacing up and down the aisle muttering, "So many gauges, so little time."

You're halfway to your destination and he's still taxiing.

Announces on the intercom that "We're now passing over the Vic Falls or the Zambizi River."

During the descent, you're advised to remain in your seat until the CAA investigators arrive

But iam dumb arse idiot who has nothing better to do than screw up a perfectly good thread with inane comments.




Have some fun!!!!
By the way Filex not there anymore.
DFO dont last at Nationwide!!!!!!!

[airtrans]

Come on. I asked was if they were looking for B727 drivers. And now all this.

At least 4EJ has a sence of humor.
Here is one for most of us pilots

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE A DRUNK PILOT!!!

You fall asleep taking a dump in the airplane.

* You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

* Beer ads make sense.

* You wake up in the gutter, spit our several broken teeth, haul yourself to your feet, rush yourself off, and think, "****, this is no way for a pilot to behave..."

* You explain to your Opertions manager that you spent all your per diem mainly on beer and women; the rest you just wasted in a casino.

* When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

* You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.