Ansett

[farrari]

Can some one pleae tell me who now owns the name Ansett Airlines:)
CHEERS

[tinpis]

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[THE IRON MAIDEN]

Thinking of starting a new airline??

[farrari]

YES, always wanted to :ok:

[Skystar320]

Got lots of cash? Got a business plan send it iover

[THE IRON MAIDEN]

I'll put my hat in the ring for a job........ what do you plan on flying?

[tinpis]

I want seniority #1 and permanent reserve block.

[farrari]

2 777-200lr,2 777-300er,1 777-200:d

[Howard Hughes]

I want seniority #2 and please no BLUE SHIRTS!!;)

[Buster Hyman]

I want to work in crewing again & call tinpis in every day!!:E

[tinpis]

No little presents for you Buster :=

[Pinky the pilot]

I want seniority #3 and my mate in Nigeria (who has a a few spare million in US currency) wants the CP slot!:E

[Buster Hyman]

(A typical 04:30 start to the day at the new Ansett)

"Oooh, sickie!" Says Buster..."Speed dial 1....Hello, Buster from crewing here. Is Tinpis there?":E:E

[tinpis]

(A typical 04:30 message (http://www.rude.com.au/Audio/an7.mp3) from Captain tin for bastards from crewing) :E

[Windy Chester]

Have you tried looking at www.ansett.com.au (http://www.ansett.com.au)
Seeing most of the other top jobs have gone put us down for Ops Manager.

[Led Zep]

Well, I'll set myself up for a power trip and be Chief Financial Officer. :E

Gosh...these senior pilot salaries are far too decadent. Who is up for a pay cut?

[Buster Hyman]

Right! That does it....nothing but SIMS for SO Tins...(Hey, it rhymes):E

[tinpis]

An Ansett Tech crewman name of Buster
Got his nadgers all in a cluster
For try as he might
To get Tin in flight
The SIM was the best he could muster.

[Victim Air]

I wanna be ABSOLUTELY head of marketing.
We can sponsor the Rugby World Cup, the Americas Cup, and ABSOLUTELY the Olympic Games. ABSOLUTELY.

[Buster Hyman]

But on thin ice was Tin skating
And apart from Busters berating
When he got in the SIM
That wasn't for him
He screwed up & lost all his rating!:}


But Buster weren't finished with Tinp'
And once out of the SIM he was in
Buster turned to his right
Poor Tin got a fright
Coz he lost his command to a chimp:=

[farrari]

Iv'e created a monstor :sad:

[Mr.Buzzy]

Heey thus sounds like a grit idea!
Me an a few of my bros from over the dutch would love to pley with you ozblokes.
Do yuz have eny gugs for uz?

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[Buster Hyman]

You mean...there are still some of you left over there???:eek:

[Mr.Buzzy]

Ah yis. We kuwi minigmint are jist the thing you Ansitt boys nid to git your new Ansitt airline off the ground. :yuk:

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[tinpis]

Yes !...VB would have no answer to ukelele strumming grass skirted 300lb Tongan FA's

[Buster Hyman]

Might give the load controllers a headache though...

[squawk6969]

And the tech crew, retrimming the thing every minute for a constantly shifting C of G:eek:

SQ:E