IS my TCAS working ...Smile

[aircabbie]

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cabbie
:ok:

[KRUSTY 34]

An oldie but a Goodie,

Anyone know the aircraft type the smiling boys are in?

My guess, and it is a guess, BAE146?

[aircabbie]

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[aircabbie]

Rules For Flight There is a lot pilots have to take into account when hulling your ass across the sky...

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here.

5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.

12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.

13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds.

14. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

16. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

17. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

18. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round and round and all you can hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

19. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.
20. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment

21. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.
22. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.
23. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law.
24. The four most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, gas back at the airport, and a tenth of a second ago.
25. There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. There are, however, no old, bold pilots.

[tobzalp]

I feel like I am in a timewarp.

[ACMS]

aircabbie: that my friend is a DC-8 cockpit.

[gaunty]

tobzalp mate,:ok:

If you live long enough what goes around eventually comes around, problem for me is that I'm on about the 6th cycle.:{

I'm finally getting even with my kids now as they produce my grandchildren, first one away and more to come. :) I should live long enough to see the grandies as adolescents :E :D

Still, raising kids is good training for when you get to manage pilots and other aviation professionals.:p

[tobzalp]

And have to deal with 'enthusiastic amatuers'.:ok:

[KRUSTY 34]

Thanks ACMS,

So there you go!

I thought a DC8 cockpit would've been a little wider?

[J430]

Gaunty old mate
If you live long enough what goes around eventually comes around, problem for me is that I'm on about the 6th cycle.

That many cycles????? You are past your TBO......GROUNDED:}
J:E

[gaunty]

J430:{:{:sad::\:uhoh:

tobzalp I weep when the youngster full of enthusiasm, just like my new 9 month puppy schnoodle, bounds joyfully around, about having just got his multi thingy in an aircraft that is old enough to be his Godfather. It's not his/her fault, but he's been usually been given "the knowledge" by a pup barely more experienced than himself. "The knowledge" also being liberally salted with more than a dash of myth, old wives tale and aero club bar lore.:{

The Prince of Wales syndrome lives on.:=

[Aussie]

Yeah mate so did i, but after looking up some pics, its a Dc-8 no doubt :{

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