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18th Dec 2006, 12:54
A recent shopping trip in to our local market town included a surreal trip to WHSmith. Whilst browsing the DVDs with my wife, my six-year-old son wandered up with a small cuddly toy resembling a North American mammal with buck teeth that build dams. Much to my amazement it had a T shirt on with the words 'Hairy Beaver'.
He soon told me there was a whole family of others on a stand. These included one in a bikini with flippers and mask proclaiming to be a 'Wet Beaver' and another, a footballer from the famous South American national side, complete with small tuft of hair down below.
Needless to say I could barely stay standing as he proclaims to shop, in the way kids do, that he has seen a ‘Brazilian Beaver’.
Happy Christmas one and all.

Farmer 1
18th Dec 2006, 13:03
Wow!! Er, how many is a Brazilian?

18th Dec 2006, 13:19
complete with small tuft of hair down below.I thought that was a Landing strip :confused:

A Brazilian was a full wax and a Rio was the butt hole too :=

18th Dec 2006, 13:24
Brazillian Landing strip in my book. The whole thing is a Hollywood?:confused:

18th Dec 2006, 13:50

So with such expert opinion of what a "Rio" is we can assume your name came from personal experience?

Flying Bean
18th Dec 2006, 16:59
Actually.... if you Google 'Brazilian Beaver' (exact phrase) there are some interesting links, including postcards of the abovementioned store items.
But there is a range of Brazilain Beaver clothing with very cute logos on the same theme. Tasteful for the lady with a sense of humour. Check it out.:E :eek: :)

18th Dec 2006, 20:41
This is my favourite beaver and she really is a beaut!

http://www.airliners.net/open.file?id=0693957&WxsIERv=Qr%20Univyynaq%20Pnanqn%20QUP-2%20Ornire%20Zx.3&Wm=0&WdsYXMg=Hagvgyrq&QtODMg=Xbyqvat%20-%20Inzqehc%20%28RXIQ%29&ERDLTkt=Qraznex&ktODMp=Bpgbore%2015%2C%202004&BP=0&WNEb25u=ZbtrafW&xsIERvdWdsY=BL-WEE&MgTUQtODMgKE=Zsq%201966%20Avpr%20%22Ornire%22&YXMgTUQtODMgKERD=922&NEb25uZWxs=2004-10-18%2000%3A00%3A00&ODJ9dvCE=&O89Dcjdg=1632GO18&static=yes&width=1024&height=695&sok=JURER%20%20%28cynpr%20%3D%20%27Xbyqvat%20-%20Inzqehc%20%28RXIQ%29%27%29%20%20beqre%20ol%20cubgb_vq%20Q RFP&photo_nr=80&prev_id=0694122&next_id=0693956

Howard Hughes
18th Dec 2006, 21:38
A Brazilian was a full wax and a Rio was the butt hole too :=
Ain't that a back, crack and sack?:O

18th Dec 2006, 21:43
No, that's a Lampard.