View Full Version : The new iPod! - A Blokes Thing

Wheel Nuts
11th Dec 2006, 10:40
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed tiny embeddable computer chips that can store and play music from inside women's breasts.

Their new EC-I--iPod (Eye Candy Implantable iPod) is expected to be in very high demand this Christmas season, and Apple expect demand to outstrip supply. They also said that they did not expect any difficulty for consumers in learning how to use the new device, since women were pre-fitted with existing interfaces similar to that of the existing iPod.
Their Public Relations Department said in a Press Release today that this is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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