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9th Dec 2006, 12:54
For My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to observe religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.

For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and may God bless you and yours in 2007.



Attribution: Not original, but forwarded to me by my sister, the Marxist

9th Dec 2006, 16:03
You should send this to Birmingham City Council. They appear stupid enough to adopt it as the way to go:ok:

9th Dec 2006, 17:09
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A Merry Xmas & A Happy and Healthy 2007

the best civilian
9th Dec 2006, 19:23
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