View Full Version : Caption Compo! (because it's been a while)

8th Dec 2006, 14:19
Any ideas for captions?

Click here (can't hotlink from airliners.net). (http://eu.airliners.net/photos/middle/7/9/3/0508397.jpg)

Dispacher:"I said it was a 300, not a 737"

"is there a problem officer?"

"What? All I said was 'Hi, Jack'. How was I to know it was Robert on Departure this morning.........?"

8th Dec 2006, 17:29
Come on give us a clue:)

Suppers Ready
8th Dec 2006, 17:33
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

8th Dec 2006, 17:43

8th Dec 2006, 17:48
URL Fixed, try it again.

Or try this one, if you can't get your heads around the other one! (http://www1.airliners.net/open.file/0966792/M/)

Suppers Ready
8th Dec 2006, 18:13
All I was seeing was the Airliners heading - no piccy
Now I see it with yer new link
Right - humorous caption mind into gear.....

Lon More
8th Dec 2006, 18:59
Let's see if the car park attendant tries to stop us now

9th Dec 2006, 01:14
"Shortest runway I've ever landed on, Sean!"

"Yeah ... but would you look at the width of it, Mick!" :hmm:

9th Dec 2006, 01:28
Hey Mick, got a couple a quarters for the meter?

9th Dec 2006, 03:11
"Careful of the curb, careful of THE CURRRRR... doh!"

Howard Hughes
9th Dec 2006, 03:48
Mrs Hughes at the supermarket car park, in her latest curb jumping 4x4...;)

Disclaimer: no shopping trolleys were harmed during this demonstration.

Buster Hyman
9th Dec 2006, 11:31
"Begorrah Paddy! I'm the Captain an' if I wanna pick up hitchikers, I bloody well will!"

9th Dec 2006, 16:02
"paddybird 2 is gooooooooo!"

9th Dec 2006, 23:56
Er - Say again QDM

10th Dec 2006, 00:53
Let's see them clamp this thing.

10th Dec 2006, 01:04
'Listen, if we needed bloody milk you should have said, where am I going to get a parking space for this. Where am I going to put the parking sticker, well? The parking attendant's going to need a pair of f***ing ladders.'

10th Dec 2006, 01:10
"Always after me lucky charms, my **!"

10th Dec 2006, 14:14
I dont want to be a pilot anymore ted, i want to be a priest.

10th Dec 2006, 15:20
The boss of Aer Lingus has confirmed that rival Irish airline and hostile suitor Ryanair has increased its stake in his firm to 25%.

Captain to FO: " O Leary wants us, he'll have to bloody well find us first......quick, theres a spot alongside that Range Rover"

Richard Taylor
10th Dec 2006, 19:48
Capt to FO:

"I'm tellin' ye Seamus, the McDonald's Drive-Thru is on the NEXT exit!"


10th Dec 2006, 20:27
Don't look now, there's a car stuck to our right winglet.

terrain safe
10th Dec 2006, 22:12
"D'yah reckon we're exempt from the congestion charge?"

10th Dec 2006, 22:43
I dont want to be a pilot anymore ted, i want to be a priest.
That's the winner, I laughed my arse off!

Buster Hyman
11th Dec 2006, 00:03
Okay! Someones nominated a winner...next picture please!:D :D

Oh, how's about this one?

"John Prescotts first visit to a carrier ends in disaster!" ????

11th Dec 2006, 02:20
hows that tailwind looking? i think we might land on the up-slope.

11th Dec 2006, 08:18
US Navy test Submarine Carrier, still haven't figured out how to keep planes on deck.

11th Dec 2006, 12:30
"Thank you, Mr Verne, but Captain Nemo doesn't think Twenty Thousand Tons Under The Sea" is going to work as a sequel."



terrain safe
11th Dec 2006, 13:02
You should have heard the cheers at the French shipyard at the launch of the new Royal Navy aircraft carrier.

11th Dec 2006, 13:33
Just wait until it gets up onto the plane . . .

Buster Hyman
11th Dec 2006, 14:00
A conveyor belt accident on the USS Nimitz today has seriously damaged the carrier....

11th Dec 2006, 14:02
UK MOD completes sale of aircraft carrier to India - just in time.

11th Dec 2006, 14:16
Right, come on, own up....who's taken all the links out of the anchor chain?

11th Dec 2006, 15:19
V1, Rotate.

Richard Taylor
11th Dec 2006, 17:22
Polonium 210 strikes again.

11th Dec 2006, 17:41
Early tests show eurofighter still has weight issues.


11th Dec 2006, 17:54
Well, instead of the little jump ramps for the Harrier we thought if we just sloped the deck ...

11th Dec 2006, 18:31
Fear over budget cuts are alliviated today as the governments plan to half the number of aircraft carriers is stopped. Now they are just going to make them half as long.


11th Dec 2006, 18:36
Noah was beginning to realise that two of everything was not necessarily such a good idea afterall.


Noah now realised that he must have misheard God's instruction to build him the first multi-storey Carp-Ark.

11th Dec 2006, 22:05
XO,call for emergency release of the aft anchor.
I repeat, emergency release of the aft anchor, please.

Just wait until it gets up onto the plane . . .