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6th Dec 2006, 23:24
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.

7th Dec 2006, 00:31
The new vicar in a small town thought he'd do his bit for the community, so went out on a walk in the streets to get to know the locals. After helping a few old ladies across the road and other generally good deeds, he came across a young boy (that isn't the joke) on a doorstep whose small stature caused him to struggle to reach the doorbell.

Thinking it a good opportunity to introduce himself to a young member of the community, he walked up behind the boy and pressed the doorbell. He then knelt down by the boy and asked "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Yeah" replied the boy, "Now we've gotta run like f*ck!"