View Full Version : Passenger Breaks Wind - Emergency landing results

6th Dec 2006, 08:18
I kid you not...


brain fade
6th Dec 2006, 09:19
Imagine if she'd 'gambled and lost'.

Would they still have diverted?:yuk:

sled dog
6th Dec 2006, 09:29
Human JATO bottle ? :eek: :ok:

TDK mk2
6th Dec 2006, 09:31
I was sitting in my flight deck last thursday, fat, dumb and happy when I smelt something appalling pervading my side of the cockpit. Thinking my colleague was a dirty hound dog and very rude to do such a thing (as if I never have) I tried to ignore it.

On the next turnaround the cabin crew burst in and told us that a passenger had filled the entire cabin with this foul smell which had even caused one woman to vomit. I only fly a 35 seater but for one person to fill the entire hull of even that sized aircraft is pretty amazing - and disgusting.

Perhaps this woman suffered from the same affliction?

P.S. The First Officer thought it was me at the time and the cabin crew couldn't identify the culprit. Must've been a poker player...

6th Dec 2006, 10:07
"He who smelt it, dealt it"

"He who denied it, supplied it"


6th Dec 2006, 10:46
He who said the rhyme did the crime