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787FOCAL
5th Dec 2006, 20:04
Stinky Flight (http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210)


Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

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Last updated: 12/5/2006 12:07:57 PM

Egerton Flyer
5th Dec 2006, 21:03
In early November a friend and I where on an American flight out of Chicago, when just before push-back the exact same thing happened.
Cabin crew acted quickly and it turned out to be a little old lady.:suspect:
She got a good telling off from senior cabin crew and the matches confiscated.:=
Could it be the same woman?:eek:
E.F.

Tolsti
5th Dec 2006, 21:14
You really couldn't make this up even if you tried!!

SeniorDispatcher
5th Dec 2006, 21:25
If her fart would have lit off, would that have been considered a weapon of ass destruction?