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aircockroaches
20th Nov 2006, 15:09
there was a person who loved aviation so much that set up a forum on the internet. This was..............

Dick N. Cider
20th Nov 2006, 15:11
...by all accounts a significant mistake. Why, even the Air Traffic Controllers thought it was...

Tricky Woo
20th Nov 2006, 15:19
...coated in chocolate sauce. However, he pushed on...

Dick N. Cider
20th Nov 2006, 15:34
...until his undepants developed alarming signs of...

aircockroaches
20th Nov 2006, 15:49
....unstable substances which, like Jet A1, have a significant amount of vapour in the air. This is in fact a dangerous situation because....

Tricky Woo
20th Nov 2006, 16:04
...pickled cockles are worse than smoked meat and veg. Still, it's worse on the continent where...

TW

Standard Noise
20th Nov 2006, 16:15
they would slice yer smoked meat very thinly and eat it with...............

Foss
20th Nov 2006, 18:20
Nuts, a very small bag of nuts, served by a stewardess who would tell you...

toothpic
20th Nov 2006, 18:27
..suck on them gently, or they may get lodged in ......

Eliason
20th Nov 2006, 18:46
...between your teeth. Beware - they might be difficult to remove because...

Farrell
20th Nov 2006, 18:50
...it's not just a case of hitting a button like they do on here.....

Rainboe
20th Nov 2006, 19:13
....you have to spit them out, and you never know what else may come out....

dudduddud
21st Nov 2006, 01:45
...humourous tech log entries or perhaps a puzzle involving a conveyor belt...

Tricky Woo
21st Nov 2006, 07:55
. Still, it was worse in the old days, what with Ebola and rationing to deal with. Many a hungry girl from good family would have gone down on a...

keyboard flier
21st Nov 2006, 11:35
zip line naked to bring a bit of excitement to...

Captb747
21st Nov 2006, 12:15
The little brown monkey jumping up and down on......

Tricky Woo
21st Nov 2006, 14:09
...the troops. Still like a latter day Lady Godiva, she loved sitting naked astraddle a fat, hairy...

keyboard flier
21st Nov 2006, 14:25
ass doing her bit for the community. At night she could often found.....

frostbite
21st Nov 2006, 14:28
...next to the burger van, showing customers her amazingly large...

sled dog
21st Nov 2006, 14:52
..pair of Whoppers which were covered in..

green granite
21st Nov 2006, 14:54
...Brown sauce and...........

Foss
21st Nov 2006, 14:56
..mushy peas, so she'd 'ed up north like to meet...

kansasw
21st Nov 2006, 15:44
the Yukon mushers to see if they would mush her peas, and their sled dogs for a little............

sled dog
26th Nov 2006, 15:07
....bit of fur power fuelled by fish, to which the mushers said " Gee " or " Haw " but the dogs turned neither left or right but went straight for her....