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4th Oct 2006, 11:30

The Sensible vote. :)


4th Oct 2006, 11:37
...Don't think so... :p

Monster Raving Loony Party

Vote for insanity, you know it makes sense :}


One of the policies...

Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.

4th Oct 2006, 14:09
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4th Oct 2006, 20:30
A long, long time ago I heard Mag Thatch say that "the Health Service is safe with me." It wasn't so long after that she uttered the immortal words, " I don't want to deny anybody the right to contribute to their eye test." And prescriptions will always be free under the Tories...oh yeah

We've heard that all before haven't we Johnny, or Dave as the case may be!

Fortunately, there is not a lot of work for any new Thacherite to do. The mines are now closed from about 178 of them to just 2. Our railways are knackered. Our engineering has gone to the highest bidder. Steel is being imported, so is coal, so is our workforce. We have no home grown apprentices. Everyone and their dog has a degree and some may be even useful. All the council houses are owned by fat cats, ships are built somewhere else, our military and it's supply chain is run by administrators because they can do better than military or civilian specialists, we have a Talitax for everything you can think of and if you just want to slip out for a quickie, maybe you'll be on a camera somewhere. Sorry got to go now, wheelie bin is about to get it's chip, and I hear tell there will soon be a further tax on the old french letter. (oh the good old days). Gas now costs a minus amount and they are paying people to take it away, although it will not make any difference to bills, as 'they've already been calculated till the end of the whatever.'!! Bless those power stations that run on gas, wow, cheap electricity, .....not!! Been there before, seen it all, so thoroughly pig sick! Bring it on Green Dave, or whatever flavour you are today, it matters not a jot, we will survive!

4th Oct 2006, 20:38
Nobody has yet mentioned the Purple Alliance Party (from last night's TV The Amazing Mrs Pritchard).
I thought the daughter was tasty (nice voice too), even though I'm old enough to be her grandfather :{

5th Oct 2006, 04:00

WTF - does age have to do wif it (from one 'ole Git to another . . . :}